Yeah some hormonal imbalance.
More likely because she got off the drugs she took during the Cumia era
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Dani Brand aka Dani Golightly Appreciation Thread!
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More likely because she got off the drugs she took during the Cumia era
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It's gotta be kind of strange to be her, right? She dated some trashy millionaire 15 years ago or whatever, and now as a grown woman in the back half of her 30s there are a dozen brothamen discussing the progression of her tits
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Circle of Life
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It is strange, I've never seen an aging beat down woman in her 30's get hotter and hotter. We need to study this.
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It's not as if she doesn't enjoy the attention. I mean after the Nana "incident," you'd think she'd want to run as far away from this life as possible, but nah, here she is constantly posting pics on social media. She's still trying to grift some old rich dude to love her.
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Is the Count really dressing like a 95 year old WWII vet now???
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Jesus holy fuck, he's turning into Nosferatu.
Turning?
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Turning into?...
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Let's try the same joke a third time, but in a more concise way
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Yep. I put TACS into Youtube and clicked a recent video. That is a completely unaltered screenshot of him crying over some shitty movie
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Nigga, at least rib it
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I used to live in Seattle, it was like Hog Heaven for a boob lover like myself.
Basically:
- I never even kissed a girl until I was in college. So by the time I finally got some girl to actually date me, the girls I was dating were old enough that their boobs were already getting kinda saggy, even though these girls were in college.
- I got hired by a company in Redmond WA
- From September until mid July, there's no sun in Seattle. The only thing that women do in Seattle, during these nine months, is drink beer, eat bar food, wear sweaters and get fat.
Something I really enjoyed was channeling my Inner Pierce Brosnan, and observing as these girls developed GIANT FUCKING TITS. Because these women were moving to Seattle from other states, and getting fat in Seattle, their huge boobs almost looked fake.
IE:
If you're a 125lb girl living in Los Angeles and you have D cups and you're 25, you've probably had boobs since you were 12 or 13. Your boobs are basically twelve years old.
If you're a 160lb girl living in Seattle, who was 125lbs when you arrived, your boobs might have grown two or three or even four cup sizes in the span of a year or two. The first girl I dated in the Seattle area, she'd graduated from college less than a year before we started dating. She gained something like 35lbs in the first two years we dated. Her boobs easily doubled in size, maybe tripled.
Before anyone gets any ideas, keep in mind this doesn't end well. My ex, two decades later, basically looks like a white Oprah Winfrey now. But there is definitely a 'window' from about 25-35 where these girls who get fat fast (like Danni) basically end up with huge and insanely perky boobs.
Kendra Sunderland is another example of this, though less extreme than what happened to my ex. In her first "Library Girl" videos, her boobs are nearly perfect, and then her weight yo-yo'd for ten years, and now her boobs basically look deflated if she gets too skinny.
Kendra Sunderland and Gianna Michaels are both from the Pacific Northwest, and there are thousands of women up there with bods like that. You'd just never know it because they're all buried in sweaters and raincoats.
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She lucked the fuck out that she doesn't have fat arms.
I seriously think that possibly the best predictor of "will a girl with big tits get fat as fuck" is "how big are her upper arms?"
I know basically nothing about biology, but if I had to guess:
- Estrogen is probably the main thing that determines how fat is deposited in a woman's body
- Young women naturally have high estrogen; it peaks around 35: https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/...83-4A41M1KXNSG298VSCGEO/oestrogen+levels.jpeg
- The reason that dudes like Crazy Girls is because "crazy" and "high estrogen" are linked. A damsel in distress who's off the rails and has big tits and a big ass is something that appeals to dudes and always will. "High estrogen" and "crazy" are also a sign that a woman is ovulating.
For comparison's sake, Amanda Bynes from Nickelodeon is 38. Her estrogen likely peaked about three years ago. Even if we ignore the obvious damage from drugs and plastic surgery and drinking: she still ain't got no waist. Her hips are barely there. Her boobs are embarassingly saggy for their size and her age. She doesn't have Oprah-Level-Hamhocks, but they're pretty bad.
Genetically, Brand just got dealt a better hand than Bynes did. Even at 25, she didn't have a waist:
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Fun fact:
If I'm not mistaken, "Alien" was the first Hollywood movie with a tranny in it. Maybe that's why nana likes it.
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Thanks for the assessment!
She lucked the fuck out that she doesn't have fat arms.
I seriously think that possibly the best predictor of "will a girl with big tits get fat as fuck" is "how big are her upper arms?"
I know basically nothing about biology, but if I had to guess:
This is very VERY good news for Dani Brand. She's 35 years old; if she looks like this now, chances are good she won't look like a dumpster fire at 45 or 55.
- Estrogen is probably the main thing that determines how fat is deposited in a woman's body
- Young women naturally have high estrogen; it peaks around 35: https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/...83-4A41M1KXNSG298VSCGEO/oestrogen+levels.jpeg
- The reason that dudes like Crazy Girls is because "crazy" and "high estrogen" are linked. A damsel in distress who's off the rails and has big tits and a big ass is something that appeals to dudes and always will. "High estrogen" and "crazy" are also a sign that a woman is ovulating.
For comparison's sake, Amanda Bynes from Nickelodeon is 38. Her estrogen likely peaked about three years ago. Even if we ignore the obvious damage from drugs and plastic surgery and drinking: she still ain't got no waist. Her hips are barely there. Her boobs are embarassingly saggy for their size and her age. She doesn't have Oprah-Level-Hamhocks, but they're pretty bad.
Genetically, Brand just got dealt a better hand than Bynes did. Even at 25, she didn't have a waist:
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jesus christ what the fuck.
For comparison's sake, Amanda Bynes from Nickelodeon is 38.