Dan Mullen touched my poo poo
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Dan Mullen fired from Insight Software. Lawsuit incoming...
- Thread starter Joeyy #1man
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I can't wait for the next @Platinum Hits Dan
2023: Quasi bans Dan Mullen
2024: Quasi loses control of OnAForums
2025: NPS overtakes The Joe Rogan Experience on Spotify
Dan has job prospects as:
- Phil Collins impersonator
- Mo Vaughn's PoolBoy
- Phil Collins impersonator
- Mo Vaughn's PoolBoy
I don't know, blocking him was pretty funny. It'd only be better if they now did what he does, unblock/tweet/reblock.
Senator Mullen incoming.
The Ol' Irish love letter, passed down from father to son over the generations - a jab followed by a right cross
Remember when Dan said he was going to the hearing, then said he wasn't and it was all a joke, then went to the hearing and acted like this was such a shrude and mischievously clever idea?
How did you get mischievously correct but fuck this one up so badly?
Its 4am and Im Mullen shit posting, what a mystery.
They gotta be when their main tool isn't something to write home about. Necessity is the motherhucker of invention.
"All potatoes, no meat" - Irish syndrome
He's already been fired from here. Multiple stories from various men about what he did to all their holes when they were only 14 years old. Dreadful business there.
Nice Prospects, Stupid
If the lack of sinks doesn't tell her then nothing will.
looks like he deleted the tweet. What kind of turd do you have up your sleeve Dan?!