Dan and Flavia have a five sink dinner.

[guest]

Feta cheese is expensive, and there was a whole pile of it.

Eric Hildeman busted through the wall to defend the fetapile.


...yes, I went that far for a shitty pun, idgac.

Feta on a Caesar salad?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Rube

 

[gassers]

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[LockedHDD__Pot]

I don't flex like that, I'm weirdly cheap but I'd give £300 to a homeless guy who tells me a funny story.

My friends think of me like the lottery; most of the time YOU GET NOTHING! but occasionally the sky's the limit, I bought someone a car on a whim...it was only £1000 so don't get too excited.
Look, when I said 'the sky's the limit' you need to realise that the sky / where space starts is an arbitrary line, for me the carmin line is £1000, that's where the sky ends

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Sounds like a couple poorcels over here need their equity compensated

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Sounds like a couple poorcels over here need their equity compensated

to be fair, equity compensation sounds like a bunch of communist gobledegook

(Dan; that's a Norm Mcdonald reference)

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I don't flex like that, I'm weirdly cheap but I'd give £300 to a homeless guy who tells me a funny story.

My friends think of me like the lottery; most of the time YOU GET NOTHING! but occasionally the sky's the limit, I bought someone a car on a whim...it was only £1000 so don't get too excited.
Look, when I said 'the sky's the limit' you need to realise that the sky / where space starts is an arbitrary line, for me the carmin line is £1000, that's where the sky ends

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Enough with the medium well!

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

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[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Did someone order a medium well steak? I only have 4 sinks so I don’t live in the world of ultra high end steakhouses.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I wonder what the dinner conversation was? She can't speak English and he can't speak South American jungle jabber

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I think he could have got away with less than $500.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He drove an hour to get an overpriced dinner at a shitty Jew run casino. Nice Saturday night, funster

 

[Udders]

I hope he put those oysters to good use and put a bone in Flavia afterwards.

 

[TheNanaDook]

bone in filet is a meme steak

All steaks are meme steaks once you've learned how to smoke a ribeye and finish it by charring on the grill. Even $100 steaks now taste disappointing by comparison.

 

[Caverlock]

Feta on a Caesar salad?

Fawk.

 

[Duhne Kuhn]

Butterflied and med-well? Just go well-done at that point Flav. Ribeye cooked according to the chef's specs (no request of doneness), TWU.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

No one has pointed out that Millionaire Mullen always rounds up regardless if it makes 0 sense. No tip left but he spent $500 on $400. That’s true equity compensation, funsters.

 

[HH Brother]

Chocolate cake? What are you, 5?

I like a sweet every now and again. I can’t treat myself, Gowanster?

Your life is already over.

 

[guest]

Good for Dan if he can spend 500 at the encore. Theres 50 places on the same street that are much better for 1/10th of the price, but anniversaries are about how much money you spend, not the effort or passion you put into something.

If youre looking for a good girl, definitley pick one that values the amount of money you spend, this always ends up well.