Daily Reminder: We ruined the best memory of Joe Cumia's life

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that awkward hug at the end.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

"l-let Buck take it now..."

This is why—unless it’s the Stones—bands just have to stop performing at some point.

Blu Oyster Cult was doing stadium tours with huge acts in the 70s and early 80s: Sabbath, Aerosmith, Styx, Journey, Rush. Fast forward 40 years, and they’re beset by a bow-legged idiot trying to shred at an unholy volume in front of a sparse crowd.

Just retire and take up fishing.

 

[Jizz]

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

-Too loud
-Singer asks him to turn it down
-Singer stares him down and adjusts his ear monitors after having his ears blown out
-Singer straight up turns his amp down himself
-Tries to play all the leads in a 3 guitar band
-Tries to go front and center stage several times
-Has knocked the guitar completely out of tune by the end
-Dances around like a retard
-Rubs the singer's head like a retard
-Is dressed like a retard
-Is a retard

-Whatever the fuck he thinks he's adding at 2:28

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Most guitarists would be like "wow this is so cool to be on the stage with a legendary band, I'll just stay in the back here and try not to embarrass myself or upstage the real rockers."

Meanwhile Joe is like "let's crank this sonuvabitch to 11 and turn this into a Solo Joe show."

What legendary band is this? Because they sound like they’re at a county fair.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Imagine that you're an aspiring actor, who's been at it for forty-plus years. A few shitty local infomercials are your only credits, and you try to squeeze out a meager living doing awful one-man plays and mime shows at local VFW halls and rest homes. Then you get a chance to do a scene with Woody Allen. He's ancient, he's washed-up, he's a national disgraced laughingstock, but it's still Woody Allen.

Then you start the scene and you begin hamming it up and ad-libbing, much to Woody's annoyance. You're vamping it up and making a giant ass of yourself as you irritate your old hero. Then it's over and Woody stomps away, and you proceed to show everyone the scene like it was a major accomplishment and lifelong dream. Pretty pathetic, right?

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

What legendary band is this? Because they sound like they’re at a county fair.

The only people that remember who Blue Oyster Dolts are are the faggots who attend county and renaissance fairs

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

If I remember correctly this was like the only thing that really got under the Cow’s hide. He was so pissed off/hurt that the rascals saw this and mocked him lol

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

The only people that remember who Blue Oyster Dolts are are the faggots who attend county and renaissance fairs

Secret Treaties is genius and they should be way bigger you neanderthal

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Dude should have a Mountain cover band

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Secret Treaties is genius and they should be way bigger you neanderthal

Their first three albums are masterpieces, maybe parts of the fourth. They were always a little too cerebral and weird for mainstream tastes, though.

 

[Zombie247]

I can't find it at the moment. The screenshot of Joe having to explain to his FB friends. That the video is wrong. He didn't make a ass out of himself with BOC.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Face of disgust, makes the throat cut gesture and signals him to get off stage then puts his earphones firmly inside his ears and shakes his head. If you'd have told me he'd top his people's court public embarrassment before seeing this I couldn't have believed it.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Didn’t we resort to hosting this on pornhub and xvideos when Joe started smashing his hooves and filing DMCA’s over it ?

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Face of disgust, makes the throat cut gesture and signals him to get off stage then puts his earphones firmly inside his ears and shakes his head. If you'd have told me he'd top his people's court public embarrassment before seeing this I couldn't have believed it.

The only person he could be signaling to is the sound guy to turn him off in the monitors because he's fucking everyone up.

Professional musician Joe should understand you dial in your amp volume, then the sound engineer sets the PA and monitor levels. When you dial up the amp more, it blows everything up.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

This video is funnier at double speed.