I'm looking for a thread were people can toss out bits they heard but haven't been able to find since.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Cunts who actually will admit they liked the show back then
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Opie and Anthony or Better Call Saul?
Never seen Saul... I had to slug my way through Breaking Bad because I am a functionally retarded alcoholic that just "didn't get it" when breaking bad was something everyone was jerking off over. I should give it an honest rewatch then swing into Saul...
This is just a grand way to start a thread where I can eventually use it to find a few bits I have been looking for for years. Just obscure shit that made me laugh my tits off.
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I'll give it my best but to be honest witcha I'm an alcoholic too and forget lots of Owen a. My memory can't crank them out myself, but if someone mentions one I can remember it.
Huh...seems like you are looking for a subreddit
Literally I just want to find some weird I think its a short bit where bill burr is on and it definitely has to be a jocktober and they are doing "cardboard tube day" and they talk through cardboard tubes until the joke is over... and anthony keeps doing it... It was fucking hilarious. And yes feed nana and I never found the show funny and jim sucks and danny is gay and all that shit that I gotta say to be "in"
Sick reference, bro. Your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.
You should also type more like this... because it shows you're over 60... definitely a Cumia ballwasher too.
Owning the libs on their own forum!
I don't get this joke so I just assume you're a steve hoffstetter alt and I dont want to deal with your katana like wit that dispatches hecklers such as myself.
I just wanna find old bits... you actually aren't this stupid are you?
Literally I can predict almost all your past present and future posts and they are all just SUBREDDIT and forum memes. You def are a cunt that only talks in just the weird lingo and then goes "look at me boys give me dem ribs"
I hate you. I hate steve hoffstetter.
I just want muh cool Anth jokes and these god damned millennials won't just do what I tell them! I'm pulling the rig over and gonna show them what's up. AMERICA. Choke on that, commies!
You're just another kow alt account, right? Look for your own pedophile hero radio bits. THEY SPOKE INTO CARDBOARD TUBES AND IT WAS SO FUNNY.
Was it?
(that's a Jim reference you probably predicted too)
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Absolutely annihilated hahahhaha holeeeeeee shit
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Since no one wants to help, I did a little digging for you. There's only one Bill Burr Jocktober I can find, I didn't dig through the whole clip but it should be on this one. Good luck.
[URL='https://www.richvos.com/shows']onaarchive.com/jocktober/2011bill_burr[/URL]
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I think in season 1 of better call Saul, Saul uses a cardboard tube to disguise his voice when talking to the kettlemans on the phone
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I just provided an extremely helpful link to comedic genius
Not you, Cubes/Pep.
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Sorry I'm not quite understanding what it is you're asking for?
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Fawking heating up here