Crowd sourcing material for Bobo

[guest]

Would be hilarious if Bobo had some material on THE PLANDEMIC olwroite...

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

How ‘bout them N*****s? Fucking savages, they’re not people. Am I right?

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

"Any of yous-yous um yous been to the Queens Motor Inn?"

 

[JebJoh]

So I'm walking down an alley with this lady, and she starts screaming. I says "Whoa, settle down. Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

What are you yelling about? I have to walk out of this alley alone

 

[JebJoh]

Whos been in a bad relationship?!

Who has had some bad chewing gum?

 

[Harry Powell]

I like this a lot

This is a tremendous bit.

I can’t believe this has made it this far. Astounding.

 

[TheYepster]

My dick is dead can I bury it in your ass

 

[JebJoh]

My dick is dead can I bury it in your ass

Bobo pickup lines, a whole new genre of comedy ..... Hey ... wanna go halfsies on a baby?

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Relationships are like bubblegum...

 

[medium wyzzz]

Q: "What's better than winning GOLD at the Paralympics?"

A: not being retarded

*Special Olympics*

 

[The Greaseman]

I tell ya I don't get no respect. When I was a kid I says to my mother "Ma, I missed the bus!" She says "Yeah, well I missed you with the coat hanger."

 

[The Fuchitive]

Anthony fucking believes it. Holy fucking shit

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Anthony fucking believes it. Holy fucking shit

I know! I thought he knew the deal and was going to blow the bit.

 

[The Fuchitive]

Guys I think we just shoehorned Bobo into opening for Mark Normand

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I got nervous when the first caller was named Joe. Thought it was Matarese calling.

 

[The Fuchitive]

I got nervous when the first caller was named Joe. Thought it was Matarese calling.

That would have still ruled

 

[guest]

6 weeks ago, I genuinely believed show biz was illuminati...you know, like secret guilds using humor for some 'long con'. But seeing shit like this and how they are so isolated and don't even communicate to each other, I was so wrong. I really overestimated the whole thing.

 

[The Fuchitive]

God damn it, he did the dollar store batteries. I can die happy.

 

[Opie Army]

did someone say Jersey? ah-woah-woah-woah....

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bobo should do old shitty vaudeville type jokes. Here are some Henny Youngman ones.

"A guy calls his lawyer. He says, `Can I ask you two questions?′ Lawyer says, `What’s the second one?"

"This guy asked his doctor, `Will I be able to play the piano after my operation?′ And the doctor says `Sure.′ And the guy says, `Funny, I couldn’t do it before."

"A guy comes up to me and says, `I haven’t eaten in two days.′ I told him, `Force yourself."

I used to carry around a book of Henny Youngman one-liners when I was a little kid. I was a weird and likely insufferable little homo. I played the fiddle too. I thought Henny Youngman was the shit and now I'm one of the most long-winded faggots here.