Crazy shit your parents told you when you were young.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I agree with you up until the whole eating ants and weeds part.

Fried dandelions are actually PFG.

 

[guest]

My friend's kid got me to eat an ant pretty recently because she kept telling me they taste like lemons. She wasn't lying.

Dot baaad!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My friend's kid got me to eat an ant pretty recently because she kept telling me they taste like lemons. She wasn't lying.

Stop eating bugs. It’s gross.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Stop eating bugs. It’s gross.

Fuck you, you can't control me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fuck you, you can't control me.

Do what you want. No wonder why a 30 rack costs $45 in your country.

 

[guest]

I agree with you up until the whole eating ants and weeds part.

You can charge hipster fags righteous bucks for a dandelion and pancetta salad these days

 

[PorqueDealer]

We had a black box that would descramble channels.

I was told if I used it the cable company would zap the line and make my TV explode.

I used to build and sell them. I would forever be trying to talk people into buying them because they believed; the explode tv thing, that they were totally detectable and they'd be arrested or 'no point man, they are switching to digital soon'. This was back in 1999 and the analogue signal carried on for another 6+ years or so after that in the UK.

That era was a golden time for hacking, modding and online shenanigans, all this new tech had just become available and security was dogshit.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

my mom used to make me do the rosary prayer ( a bunch of hail marys and our fathers) every sunday night all through elementary and middle school and think about the sins I committed during the week bcz i wouldnt go to heaven if i didnt

When I was 16 my girlfriend missed her period and was like a month late.
After she told me , I was sitting in front of my ps2 and saying the rosary prayer for hours in the basement in between playing tom clancy rainbow six and vividly remember saying "god please just do this one thing for me I will never ask for anything else please god"
Turns out she was pregnant, I had to scrounge up my $400 or so in savings from umpiring little league and give it to her sister that was in college, who secretly took my gf to planned parenthood and got an abortion pill.
I haven't been to church since

Ribs same shit but didn’t have the cash. I got down on my knees and prayed.

 

[Papa Goldendick]

My Dad would plan everything in advance before we went some place. If I, or another sibling, asked to go to a store or a park or something that wasn't included in the plan he would give nervous, autistic non-answers.

"A lot of people have tried that, a lot of people have not"
"Some people say you should do that, some say you shouldn't" etc.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Euthanasia bad. Gay marriage bad. Niggers bad.

They're Canadians and now suck Trudeaus dick and went along with the covid shit like good Canadians... zoom Thanksgivings and everything.

Fuck em and feed em fish heads