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My iPhone is being gay and faggot. Give me a transcript.
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Oh, don’t tell me I just got a full face reveal. I’m smitten.I'll be there ^_^
You’ll get your story, tasty cakes.Great news. My computer just turned on so I bought a laptop for nothing. But this means we might have a background.
Just don’t drink anymore cokeGreat news. My computer just turned on so I bought a laptop for nothing. But this means we might have a background.
Imagine how I feel. I’m so going to get my ass kicked this Saturday. I mean the way he sounded on vocaroo he came off as some short shank dork. I do love pizza though.I'm so fucking confused right now.
Finish the bitImagine how I feel. I’m so going to get my ass kicked this Saturday. I mean the way he sounded on vocaroo he came off as some short shank dork. I do love pizza though.
What is a dollar slice up to in manhattan these days, Beanster? Getting two slices for $2 even, and then adding the garlic powder and hotsauce was a pfg lunch back in da dayImagine how I feel. I’m so going to get my ass kicked this Saturday. I mean the way he sounded on vocaroo he came off as some short shank dork. I do love pizza though.
Life is like spaghetti. It's hard until you make it.Imagine how I feel. I’m so going to get my ass kicked this Saturday. I mean the way he sounded on vocaroo he came off as some short shank dork. I do love pizza though.
No goddamn idea. You actually went for those ketchup slices? Even the Bean man isn’t that ghetto.What is a dollar slice up to in manhattan these days, Beanster? Getting two slices for $2 even, and then adding the garlic powder and hotsauce was a pfg lunch back in da day
I should put that to paper.Life is like spaghetti. It's hard until you make it.
Fuck you man. 99 Cent Fresh Slice was perfectly acceptable pizzaNo goddamn idea. You actually went for those ketchup slices? Even the Bean man isn’t that ghetto.
Be a real ass dude and do it in person.Fuck you
Woah. You coming on to me? Buddy i just wanted to talk pizzaBe a real ass dude and do it in person.
And another thing: those arab pizza joints were always pretty good because the pies moved so fast that you were always getting pizza that was maximum 10 mins out of the ovenBe a real ass dude and do it in person.
It's a quote from the Estonian rapper Tommy Cash.I should put that to paper.
You’re just a fawkin goofIt's a quote from the Estonian rapper Tommy Cash.
By Arab do you mean the Albanians? Because if not then no. Still definitely no.And another thing: those arab pizza joints were always pretty good because the pies moved so fast that you were always getting pizza that was maximum 10 mins out of the oven
Mind your manners.You’re just a fawkin goof
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