Could you win a fight against a pitbull?

[Africa.com]

It would have you on the ground in about 4 steps

Ya I know. Just hoping for some retard strength before it ends me.

 

[Agent Smith]

What's stopping the shitbull from recoiling, or at least hesitating, when you press both thumbs into their eyes?

They're insane. They have super retard strength and pain just makes them bite harder. Shoot those faggots, preferably from a distance. And then shoot it again to make sure. Think Taz from Looney Toons when he was shredding trees only hes a dog and the trees are your junk. Shoot. Those. Niggers.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

You're going to get bit. There's no doubt about it, but let's say you extend your arm and he goes for that. That gives you a few moments to kick at his back legs and break them. You have to be aggressive

Fo shiz my broheeem, cripplin that muhfugg like its Terry Schiavo


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[DMAN]

If I saw a pitbull mauling someone, and I had a freshly-sharpened hatchet in my hand, I would still think twice about getting involved.

I just can't shake the mental image of successfully crushing a pitbull's head, because it tried to play the fake tough guy act.

I have never been bitten by a dog which is why I still like them. I still hold grudges against cats accidentally stabbing me with their retard nails from just sitting in my lap. I don't challenge animals. And if a pit-tard tried to stop me from killing its violent dog, I would give 'em a CRACK.

Those saying things like, just powerbomb it, or grab its mouth. They already get their teeth into you by the time you start formulating your response.

A pitbull is a crocodile that can run faster than you. It's a shark with legs that can take all the punches you can throw. I specifically said that I look around for a weapon in the OP post. This is a Street Fight Hardcore match... But you can only use objects around you at that time, unless you always carry pocket knives like the Boy Scout above.

A step stone, a fallen street sign, anything heavy with a sharp or jagged edge, where you can rip their flesh or hopefully pierce organs. The sooner it loses more blood, the better.

Breaking its legs was not something I even considered, it would likely be easy to do that, but if you're already wrestling with it.. ultimately pointless. Unless you can break all 4 legs in a row, like a fucking Texas Bull Rope Match. Break legs then get away from it. With 4 broken legs, that killing machine hound basically becomes a toasted loaf of bread. This scenario seems unlikely because it will take off your arm/face before you can reach for its first leg.

I would grab some kind of pole or a stick, and try to swing it like a Singapore Cane at the top of the little idiot's head. Just give that Pupper a nice Boop with a metal rod. Bash it atop the head like, again, a crocodile.

 

[guest]

The advice I was given when I went to Mexico is if any stray dogs attack, just pick up a rock or other object and bash its stupid head and go for the eyes.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I used to live in a shitty neighborhood where occasionally someone's pitbull would get loose and go on cat murdering rampages. I used to bring a gun when I'd go on walks on the off chance I encountered it, secretly hoping for the excuse to execute it in front of its hysterical woman owner.

 

[EraGodless]

Whenever I see a pitbull, I go into "gameplan" mode. I consider the factors involved: Surroundings, location, objects nearby, etc. Things to potentially use to knock the fucker out (or compromise it to a permanent end) if it snaps. Never relax. Some might tell you to go for the eyeballs, and I usually wouldn't disagree but with pitbulls, you have to factor that they will fight you to the death. If you crack their skull open, they will still bite at you like a crocodile.

This is an important question, this is an important conversation to have. I would prefer no inappropriate remarks or any humor inside this topic. It's not funny, it's not fun. I want to have an open and honest discussion about if you could kill a superdog.

I am constantly thinking about crushing a pitbull's head. I can't even lie to you about that. sniff I'm a big dog lover though, so that's why. I don't want those roided up abominations snatching an innocent dog by the throat. But I fantasize about using a pitbull's head as a speedbag.

Nice Reddit take, stupid.

 

[DMAN]

Nice Reddit take, stupid.

Reddit would be in defense of Pitbulls, STUPID

 

[Phish]

Anyone ever actually been to a dogfight? Id assume were gonna get a resounding NO because thats a filthy nigger thing to get involved with, but ive seen a few videos that pretty much shut down all these arguments thinking you have a chance. One documentary i saw they pulled the teeth and replaced them with what would equate to basically titanium needlepoint screws. The dogs would wear weighed swimming vests all day. Theyd never bite or go after any of the humans because it had been beaten out of them as puppies that we own them and were stronger than them, but anything else that moved, the dogs would instinctively go right into kill mode. On the day of the fight theyd put a female in heat in between the two fighters and just let them go until one of them died. Its fucked. Buncha niggers throwing $1s like they do when they shoot dice in the alley, except theyre throwing $1,000s.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Yes, and I watch this three times a day to stay vigilant.

 

[EraGodless]

Reddit would be in defense of Pitbulls, STUPID

They are absolutely not. They literally had to create spaces for Pitbulls/Pitbull mixes on Reddit. If you post about pitbulls on 99.9% of Reddit subs, you will be shamed to death

 

[DMAN]

They are absolutely not. They literally had to create spaces for Pitbulls/Pitbull mixes on Reddit. If you post about pitbulls on 99.9% of Reddit subs, you will be shamed to death

"Reddit doesn't defend pitbulls, 99.9% of Reddit defends pitbulls!"

Stop pretending to disagree with me retard.

 

[Build Black Better]

Nice Reddit take, stupid.

Nice pathetic pittie passion, stupid

 

[Hoolies]

I'm taking a few solid chomps at the red rocket. Win or lose, the dawg has remember it was in a real scrap.

 

[Africa.com]

I used to live in a shitty neighborhood where occasionally someone's pitbull would get loose and go on cat murdering rampages. I used to bring a gun when I'd go on walks on the off chance I encountered it, secretly hoping for the excuse to execute it in front of its hysterical woman owner.

Women with these things are the worst. How many videos have been released where the pit is dragging the pitty mom a block to attack a schnauzer lazing in its own yard? I was in an apartment building once and a boxer drug it's owner 25 yards towards me and it only stopped when I kicked at it 3-4 times in the ribs. I think I dug a steel toe up and underneath its ribs for the last shot bc it started breathing funny and yelping. I've been bit a few times by dogs.

 

[PogromStallone]

Anyone that thinks they could without a gun is a fool. Pitbulls should be executed and so should pitbull owners.