Could you win a fight against a pitbull?

[bumbum8]

There are some dog fighters out here in the sticks. That Hulk gif is what they do when they get the pits as puppies, and they do it every day until the dog understands who's boss. Then every now and again as a reminder.

You could try doing that yourself barehanded, but I've seen those fuckers jumping at tires in trees and shit for training and you might just be fucked unless you give it a slug to the head. And it has to be a head shot. Pits will still kill while being mortally wounded.

Can't run, that unleashes the game rage in them. Shit I guess bow up to them and try and find something to slice or otherwise fuck up their neck.

Yeah fuck that I'm pulling out the Glock.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Yes, I'd just bite it back. I don't foresee any issues with that. Anyone can do it!

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

A lot of you would end up like this

Not me though, I'd buttfuck that dog

 

[Dog Eater]

Gotta get it to latch onto your non dominant arm then as people have said start breaking stuff and looking for a weapon. Even a decent sized rock changes the game. You’re getting fucked up no matter what though and if they get your neck it’s over. It should be legal to hunt these things anywhere regardless of ownership.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I carry a pocketknife pretty much at all times, so that’s probably the only shot I have.

 

[Dog Eater]

I carry a pocketknife pretty much at all times, so that’s probably the only shot I have.

Just start sawing at its throat. Don’t bother stabbing, make big deep long holes.

 

[guest]

If you've never been bitten by a dog before, you shouldn't try and answer this one. And I don't mean nipped, I mean properly bitten. It fucking hurts and also has a shock value that's difficult to describe. And that's a collie bite. A pit bull would be like being attacked by a small tiger basically. If I had a knife, I could kill it. Otherwise I don't fancy my chances.

 

[The Talking Dead]

And I don't mean nipped, I mean properly bitten.

I got nipped on the toe by a chihuahua when I was 18 and went to a dark place. I knew I needed to cut my interactions with canines right then and there

 

[Agent Smith]

I've killed two. The first time was pretty much luck. I was working in the middle of bumfuck, nowhere and suddenly here's this fucking tank of a dog between me and my truck. It charged and I caught it in the ribs with my steel toes and just kept kicking and stomping the shit out of its legs and body while it tried to get up. Fucker didn't stop trying to bite even as it was dying with most of its bones broken. I got a big ass pipe wrench and caved its head in. One pants leg was in shreds, but it didn't penetrate the boot leather.

The second was time was in a smallish city. A friend and I were walking and this pit comes out of an alley up the block and just starts toward us, so I shot it right in the murder-smile at about 10 meters. The cops were cool about it and I didn't even catch a fine.

I highly recommend method two. Fuck those things.

 

[Phish]

I was attacked by a German Shephard (still love em. Great dogs). I was sitting on the ground fishing and it came up from behind for no reason and just lunged at my head/neck. He got one good bite off before i even knew what was happening. My dad came over with the cutting board and knife and smashed it w the cutting board and sliced and stabbed it. It really pussied out and backed off, and ran while my dad chased it throwing rocks and whatever he could grab at it. The Fish and Game officer sent out a team to kill it but it was never found. Hope my dad cut that fuckers jugular and dick off. My last dog was Shep and he was the best damn dog you could ask for. Idk what pissed that faggot dog off.

 

[Wild]

What's stopping the shitbull from recoiling, or at least hesitating, when you press both thumbs into their eyes?

 

[Phish]

What's stopping the shitbull from recoiling, or at least hesitating, when you press both thumbs into their eyes?

I think 99% of them are getting your hands before you get anywhere near their eyes. You cant just grab a dogs face, their main weapon, very easily.

 

[guest]

I would cuck it with its white woman owner and after breaking its spirit I'd jump up and down on it for a while. No problem.

 

[Africa.com]

If it was after me I'd run if it was attacking my dogs I'd kill it with my bare hands.

 

[Phish]

If it was after me I'd run if it was attacking my dogs I'd kill it with my bare hands.

It would have you on the ground in about 4 steps

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It is possible to kill a charging dog with a single well timed kick to the head, using it's own momentum against it. Probably a bad idea though, because if you miss, it's most likely going to take you to the ground, and you are in big trouble. So probably best to let it catch your arm, try to fall on top it and choke it, gouge its eyes or break its limbs.

People have killed much more dangerous animals with bare hands.

I think lifting my leg up in the face of a charging pitbull is the last thing I would want to do.

 

[Wild]

I think 99% of them are getting your hands before you get anywhere near their eyes. You cant just grab a dogs face, their main weapon, very easily.

One mouth, one hand, right? Use the other hand to dig into that piece of shit's eye.

 

[Phish]

One mouth, one hand, right? Use the other hand to dig into that piece of shit's eye.

One mouth with 235PSI pressure ragdolling you instantly

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Scariest thing that happened to me was someones pitbull got out of their yard at night. The silloutte of a pitbull intimidated the shit out of me, thankfully he was at least somewhat trained he just turned to look at me with demon eyes and then went back to trying to get into my neighbors yard to fuck their dog.

I am a big guy but no way in hell am I killing 90 pounds of muscle without a weapon or sheer luck. Don't pitbulls jaws lock too? I feel all it would take is one wicked bite and you would probably be fading out after a few minutes.
If I had a chance I would climb up a tree and whack at it with a branch til it fucked off.

 

[Phish]

Scariest thing that happened to me was someones pitbull got out of their yard at night. The silloutte of a pitbull intimidated the shit out of me, thankfully he was at least somewhat trained he just turned to look at me with demon eyes and then went back to trying to get into my neighbors yard to fuck their dog.

I am a big guy but no way in hell am I kill 90 pounds of muscle without a weapon or sheer luck. Don't pitbulls jaws lock too? I feel all it would take is one wicked bite and you would probably be fading out after a few minutes.
If I had a chance I would climb up a tree and whack at it with a branch til it fucked off.

My brothers American Bully would hang on a tire hung on a spring until its mouth was dripping blood. Youd have to FORCE it off the tire. It just would not stop. (He was well trained though).