Could you win a fight against a pitbull?

[DMAN]

Whenever I see a pitbull, I go into "gameplan" mode. I consider the factors involved: Surroundings, location, objects nearby, etc. Things to potentially use to knock the fucker out (or compromise it to a permanent end) if it snaps. Never relax. Some might tell you to go for the eyeballs, and I usually wouldn't disagree but with pitbulls, you have to factor that they will fight you to the death. If you crack their skull open, they will still bite at you like a crocodile.

This is an important question, this is an important conversation to have. I would prefer no inappropriate remarks or any humor inside this topic. It's not funny, it's not fun. I want to have an open and honest discussion about if you could kill a superdog.

I am constantly thinking about crushing a pitbull's head. I can't even lie to you about that. sniff I'm a big dog lover though, so that's why. I don't want those roided up abominations snatching an innocent dog by the throat. But I fantasize about using a pitbull's head as a speedbag.

 

[Harry Powell]

I used to think I could but I’ve now accepted that I probably can’t without a weapon. If I have any kind of weapon it changes the math entirely.

Otherwise you really have only two ways to kill a pit Bull hand to hand.

1) break it’s neck - almost impossible, too stocky

2) choke it to death. People have successfully done this before. In order to do this, you’re going to have to mount the pit Bull from behind and sink in a rear naked choke. You can’t do a short choke or it’s gonna break free, you gotta really sink this and probably get an under hook on a front leg to maintain control.

 

[Billy Hollywood]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Average pitbull, I think yes. One of those massively jacked ones with the big mailbox heads? Nah.

 

[Harry Powell]

Average pitbull, I think yes. One of those massively jacked ones with the big mailbox heads? Nah.

Okay, but now what’s your strategy? What techniques you using?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You have two options. Go for its spindly legs and break them and get the hell out of there or choke it choke it by either mounting it and suffocating it or picking it up literally by its neck cuz you can lift 60 70 lb. I hope and then just keep slamming it on the ground as someone else said they will not stop. You have to become savage in order to beat a pitbull

 

[Harry Powell]

You have two options. Go for its spindly legs and break them and get the hell out of there or choke it choke it by either mounting it and suffocating it or picking it up literally by its neck cuz you can lift 60 70 lb. I hope and then just keep slamming it on the ground as someone else said they will not stop. You have to become savage in order to beat a pitbull

The problem is the athleticism of the dog. These things are real fawkin’ problems with the squirming and leaping.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The problem is the athleticism of the dog. These things are real fawkin’ problems with the squirming and leaping.

You're going to get bit. There's no doubt about it, but let's say you extend your arm and he goes for that. That gives you a few moments to kick at his back legs and break them. You have to be aggressive

 

[NoBacon]

Absolutely not, I don’t think people understand how powerful and vicious those little fuckers are.

They are the niggers of the dog world.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Okay, but now what’s your strategy? What techniques you using?

It grosses me out to think about it but I could probably just break/dislocated enough bones that I could get away from it just from stomping and doing the Hulk thing in the GIF above if need be.

I'm also thinking about most of the pits I've known. My aunt had one that was pretty small and slender. I could fuck that dog up. The bigger ones would rip me apart.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The ole finger in the asshole doesn't work on pits don't even bother. Destruction is the only answer, keep smashing like your chimp ancestors

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

If I can get ahold of it before it bites me and powerbomb it into the concrete I might have a fair chance. If it gets a good chomp, I'm done. If I have a 2x4 or piece of T-post then I would feel a lot more confident.

 

[Harry Powell]

You're going to get bit. There's no doubt about it, but let's say you extend your arm and he goes for that. That gives you a few moments to kick at his back legs and break them. You have to be aggressive

You have to protect your neck at all times too. You will probably also lose half your face regardless

 

[Harry Powell]

If I can get ahold of it before it bites me and powerbomb it into the concrete I might have a fair chance. If it gets a good chomp, I'm done. If I have a 2x4 or piece of T-post then I would feel a lot more confident.

Even a baseball bat or a pocket knife changes the math big time here, but I’m assuming Dre means:

1) hand to paw only
2) to the death

 

[ChimpanZ]

If you don’t shoot it or cave its skull in before it gets on you it will kill you. PURRIOD.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I would say “come here boy!” and give it some boops and pets and win it over with my charm

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Even a baseball bat or a pocket knife changes the math big time here, but I’m assuming Dre means:

1) hand to paw only
2) to the death

I assume the same, and in a fair fight I'm done for. I might also be the product of generations of inbreeding, but my ancestors weren't bullfighters.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I assume it's like fighting a gator, you gotta clamp down the mouth with both hands but then you're just in a stalemate until someone else comes and saves you, and if the only person nearby is the owner, they'll probably attack you and let the dog murder

 

[Harry Powell]

I assume it's like fighting a gator, you gotta clamp down the mouth with both hands but then you're just in a stalemate until someone else comes and saves you, and if the only person nearby is the owner, they'll probably attack you and let the dog murder

I don’t think you can hold a dog’s mouth shut

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

It is possible to kill a charging dog with a single well timed kick to the head, using it's own momentum against it. Probably a bad idea though, because if you miss, it's most likely going to take you to the ground, and you are in big trouble. So probably best to let it catch your arm, try to fall on top it and choke it, gouge its eyes or break its limbs.

People have killed much more dangerous animals with bare hands.

Man rips leopard's tongue out

Nairobi - A 73-year-old man used his bare hands to tear out the tongue of a leopard that attacked him in Kenya and killed it, a newspaper said on Wednesday of an incident confirmed by the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS).

Man rips leopard's tongue out | News24

An old Kenyan man has killed a leopard using his bare hands by ripping its tongue out because the animal had attacked him.

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