ConFusionMI Thread

[BudDickman]

This reminded me of that episode of The Simpsons where they join a country club and Bart had the line, "A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels until I paid him to stop." I feel like this dude had a similar experience with Pat and his "books", bathroom included.

Pee pee enthusiast.

 

[stealthygeek]

1. Rick is fibbing, this douchebag holding book looks familar, one of his tags says Presenter
   

The Schedule – Rising ConFusion 2022

2022.confusionsf.org

There's a Presenters tab at the top of the page but not everyone has a picture. Closest match is Clif Flynt and I don't think it's him.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The Schedule – Rising ConFusion 2022

2022.confusionsf.org

There's a Presenters tab at the top of the page but not everyone has a picture. Closest match is Clif Flynt and I don't think it's him.

All those creeps look the same, good luck getting a kid to id the creep that touched them at one of these cons

 

[BudDickman]

The Schedule – Rising ConFusion 2022

2022.confusionsf.org

There's a Presenters tab at the top of the page but not everyone has a picture. Closest match is Clif Flynt and I don't think it's him.

For some reason that picture reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George sees someone eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, and then he does it to make himself look sophisticated.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

More pity purchases.

" I saw the trolls were giving you a hard time, so Ill buy some books."

Trolls drum some more business for pat if ya ask me.

That should cover the gas station indian food and pats bar tab last night.

 

[Guyincognito]

1. Rick is fibbing, this douchebag holding book looks familar, one of his tags says Presenter
   

Technicality Tomlinson strikes again! He is a confusion customer, not necessarily a Tomlinson customer. And he did indeed walk away with the trilogy, since away is a relative direction. Nowhere does it state that the dude actually bought those books from Tublinson

 

[Meownaw]

1. Rick is fibbing, this douchebag holding book looks familar, one of his tags says Presenter
   

Why do the books look like they have been fatly photoshopped in his hands? Just asking questions here

 

[Meownaw]

Well we saw he gave away one copy. He probably brought 3-5. So "sold out".

Hope he brought more than one sharpie to sign them!

 

[The REAL JDA]

do you recognize the dipshit holding his books with claims of buying them?.

no, he looks like every other soy-injected nerd.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

no, he looks like every other soy-injected nerd.

I appreciate that you used his preferred pronouns. We are sensitive about that kind of thing.

 

[captainjapan]

I bet if you check the local sex offender registry you will find the book buyer

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet if you check the local sex offender registry you will find the book buyer

Id start with the list of people pat is presenting with. Probably one of those Id guess.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Let's say he sold 100 books at $10 a piece, he'd still be dead broke and a loser.

Motherfucker probably gave them away because he didn't want to have to pack them back up.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Let's say he sold 100 books at $10 a piece, he'd still be dead broke and a loser.

Motherfucker probably gave them away because he didn't want to have to pack them back up.

He didnt bring a lot. even if he sold out he might have made around $100 . So even if a bunch of people wanted to pity purchase they wouldnt be able to get an autograph in person copy and they would have to buy off a website where pat only get a small fraction of the profit rather than the whole cost. With how dead it is Id guess selling 10 books would be a homerun but still wouldnt cover pats cost of attending the weekend.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

It’s like selling Amway to friends and family. It’s a pretend job.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Look how fucking soft his back looks. Jesus christ pig have some self respect for yourself.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s so desperate he’s trying to make Tor see he’s selling a couple books in hopes he gets a new contract. They’ve seen your numbers pig, they aren’t wasting money on you again.

 

[Mike Glyer]

The Schedule – Rising ConFusion 2022

2022.confusionsf.org

There's a Presenters tab at the top of the page but not everyone has a picture. Closest match is Clif Flynt and I don't think it's him.

Pedophile. Also, he's eating Tam Tams with a hot drink. He's very cultured.

Edit: I should clarify that you dip the Tam Tam in the hot drink and then suck on the Tam Tam like a small penis until the warm chocolate cums in your mouth. Very on brand for these "people".

 

[Mike Glyer]

Look how fucking soft his back looks. Jesus christ pig have some self respect for yourself.

Nice redundancy, stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He’s so desperate he’s trying to make Tor see he’s selling a couple books in hopes he gets a new contract. They’ve seen your numbers pig, they aren’t wasting money on you again.

He really has been trying to get their attention lately. Like texting an ex " U up?" I think this detail really shows that he feeling helpless in the publishing world. He burned through the good agent and publishers and I dont think he can claw his way back into their good graces. plus pat has a poisoned online presents. Any basic background check online will show he is far too toxic to invest in. This might be the death throes of his writing "career" unless he starts shitting gold.