ConFusionMI Thread

[stealthygeek]

When's this dipshits panels?

 

[guest]

I get you but I’m 6’2” and I have visible abs at 215lbs with way, way more muscle mass. I feel like I’d need to gain 50lbs minimum of pure flab to look like the pig. No way he’s under 260 unless he’s 5’8”.

I bet your underlying muscle mass mean that even if you add pure fat you'd still not look as "mushy" as him, even at 300 lbs. That's the one thing I notice from his "skinny" pics, the thing undefined forearms, like a chick.

 

[UnPRePared]

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"How To BeaT A Single Idea InTo The Ground, Child"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

What happened they are not # tweets with #ConfusionMI any more

 

[UnPRePared]

What happened they are not # tweets with #ConfusionMI any more

They're having fun.

And we hate that.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

1. Rick is fibbing, this douchebag holding book looks familar, one of his tags says Presenter
   

 

[guest]

I get you but I’m 6’2” and I have visible abs at 215lbs with way, way more muscle mass. I feel like I’d need to gain 50lbs minimum of pure flab to look like the pig. No way he’s under 260 unless he’s 5’8”.

I'm 5'10 and around 235. I'm have a gut but I also actually have some muscles.

You know, he might actually be around 225. Boomia made a good point. Muscle is more dense than fat. He doesn't have any underlying muscle, you can tell from his lack of any muscle on his arms, traps, back, delts. There's zero definition. So he's just a fat slob. That fat is less dense so it doesn't weigh as much.

Regardless of the actual number, there's no denying. He's fat.

 

[guest]

1. Rick is fibbing, this douchebag holding book looks familar, one of his tags says Presenter
   

He needs shills to pretend buy his books, hopefully our embedded rascals have some footage of this setup.

 

[guest]

 

[RobertMewler]

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Don't thank the felon, Ty.

 

[fricklefrackle]

1. Rick is fibbing, this douchebag holding book looks familar, one of his tags says Presenter
   

Every last one of these fuckers makes my skin crawl.

 

[fusciasomething]

I get you but I’m 6’2” and I have visible abs at 215lbs with way, way more muscle mass. I feel like I’d need to gain 50lbs minimum of pure flab to look like the pig. No way he’s under 260 unless he’s 5’8”.

 

[The REAL JDA]

Geez, guys. Now I'm never going to be able to be a successful unpaid convention speaker like Patrick Tomlinson, Paul Weimer, John Scalzi and Jim Hines. Thanks.

 

[captainjapan]

What is going on the background here? Is that an emo E THOT conversing with a Russian Battlecruiser?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

hes still loyin

 

[The REAL JDA]

hes still loyin

Well we saw he gave away one copy. He probably brought 3-5. So "sold out".

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Well we saw he gave away one copy. He probably brought 3-5. So "sold out".

do you recognize the dipshit holding his books with claims of buying them?.

 

[guest]

hes still loyin

Last convention, Patrick only brought books he could fit in his carry-on. He probably brought 6 books tops to this convention.

Gotta work on that handselling, child. Quasi wants his money

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

hes still loyin

he's a 'something' in the woodpile

 

[DiarrheaDick]

1. Rick is fibbing, this douchebag holding book looks familar, one of his tags says Presenter
   

This reminded me of that episode of The Simpsons where they join a country club and Bart had the line, "A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels until I paid him to stop." I feel like this dude had a similar experience with Pat and his "books", bathroom included.