Chrissie Mayr Hate Thread

[Punished Dan Mullen]

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So your mom

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Look at this cool group of badasses and winners. Holy shit I wanna party with these guys.

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I'd throw Ping Pong down in the bottom right a good'un. I'd screw Chrissy too, but only because I know I could get her.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Chrissie would need to be ten times hotter to be as ugly as Lewinski.

Not to get off topic, but 90s Lewinski was the definition of fun overweight girl. Cute enough, a little thick, and down for a good time.

 

[aRTie02150]

Not to get off topic, but 90s Lewinski was the definition of fun overweight girl. Cute enough, a little thick, and down for a good time.

By today's standards she's normal.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Lewinsky was part of an Israeli spy ring in the White House.

 

[guest]

Back when I was in school, there would be these girls. 5/10's on their best days, no lookers in the least. What they'd do, though, is primarily hang around dorks, these losers who'd never get pussy that wasn't hand delivered to them in their lives.

These girls, essentially, hand delivered themselves to these dorks in exchange for being the 'Queen Bee' and all the privileges that entails. They wouldn't even necessarily fuck any of them. But that chance was there, and it wasn't before. So in order to get a chance to fuck Queen Sperg, they'd treat the ugly cunt like royalty.

Kriffy Mayor is one of these Queen Sperg ugly girls. Does she hang around other comics? No, she goes on Star Wars and comic book podcasts, and tries to interact with "lolcows". The word "grifter" gets thrown around a lot lately, but Kriffy is literally a textbook grifter. She wouldn't associate with any of those retards for a second if she thought real comedians were ever giving her the time of day. But they're not, so she's not like those other girls, she hates the wokies pozzing the funnybooks too guys!

It's the same today but instead those ugly girls can take heavily filtered pics of themselves in flattering poses and post them on Insta and get a bunch of ugly guys simping for them. The only difference is back in the day the 5s knew they were 5s so they hung around the dorks and losers. Today these ugly broads think that they really look like the pics they take and so they're delusional enough to think they have a shot at the chads of the world.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

The only time she was (unintentionally) funny was one time with Anthony when she didn't know she wasn't supposed to bring up Redbar's name and Anthony started ranting and said he doesn't say that guy's name. Wish I could find that.

 

[aRTie02150]

The only time she was (unintentionally) funny was one time with Anthony when she didn't know she wasn't supposed to bring up Redbar's name and Anthony started ranting and said he doesn't say that guy's name. Wish I could find that.

Fuck I need to see this

 

[CruisinColin]

Desperation.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I find her annoying, unfunny and repulsive but I like that she's a red head with no freckles and I kinda wanna jiggle her tits

 

[ShockJockRobot]

Her fat unemployed husband (FrankieP614) spams her tour dates on this sub:

Frankie's entire online presence is spamming stuff for Chrissie, writing fake reviews, etc.

 

[guest]

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

Desperation.
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Failure Moon

 

[Mr Ass]

Who

Her fat unemployed husband (FrankieP614) spams her tour dates on this sub:

Who does she open for?

 

[Milk74]

She reminds me of my Irish mother, so sexually, she's repulsive.

 

[guest]

Who

Who does she open for?

Everyone, apparently

 

[DMAN]

Chrissy Mayr stole gifts from the Cumia Christmas party, some family lost thousands of dollars worth of clothes and electronics because they left it unattended around white trash. They even opened the cards. Lol

Chrissy is one of the white people who likely lives up to the "wet dog smell" meme.

 

[ShockJockRobot]

Who does she open for?

Her Vegas tour date isn't even at a comedy club.

It's at some off strip art collective space that hosts birthday parties.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Chrissy Mayr stole gifts from the Cumia Christmas party, some family lost thousands of dollars worth of clothes and electronics because they left it unattended around white trash. They even opened the cards. Lol

Chrissy is one of the white people who likely lives up to the "wet dog smell" meme.

Holy shit, what a scumbag! How did they figure out it was her?

 

[CruisinColin]

she wasn't supposed to bring up Redbar's name and Anthony started ranting and said he doesn't say that guy's name..

Remember went O&A weren't afraid to name other shows? He knows he's a sack of shit and there's plenty of audio, visual, and written, evidence.