Chomo Joe takes the Gucci Fiat 500 for a trip!

[FFWBTdad]

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

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To this day I don't know what he meant with "father of four". Are we supposed to believe that besides that cunt Layla he has three other kids?

 

[Fat little piggy]

To this day I don't know what he meant with "father of four". Are we supposed to believe that besides that cunt Layla he has three other kids?

I've wondered that also and I think someone explained that he was including either Carol's kids or grandkids. He posted once about telling a young boy he needed to grow up. Plus there was Nana's whole fucking his brother's girlfriends daughter thing years ago.

 

[AliceWorquer]

"Tone chasers" are annoying enough when they're competent musicians playing original music, but the idea of anyone paying special attention to a 70 year old tribute musician's tone is laughable. He could be playing through a shitty practice amp and it won't make any difference to the half-deaf old fucks in the Moose lodge.

The funniest thing is this actually is just a mediocre practice amp. Nobody has ever chased the tones it is capable of producing except Joe. They can all be found elsewhere without having to drive for 7 hours. He almost certainly has a whole wall of much nicer amps to use. Its the kind of amp that was good for the price in 1995, until the transformers or the tubes went because it overheated. Unless he had one in the rotgut days and is on a pure nostalgia trip it's an even more mundane thing to brag about than usual. I can't even think of an analogy that fits how unexciting this purchase is to be bragging about. Its like driving for 7 hours to pick up a mid range chromebook from 2015 and then being all "I've got a real special machine here..."

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The funniest thing is this actually is just a mediocre practice amp. Nobody has ever chased the tones it is capable of producing except Joe. They can all be found elsewhere without having to drive for 7 hours. He almost certainly has a whole wall of much nicer amps to use. Its the kind of amp that was good for the price in 1995, until the transformers or the tubes went because it overheated. Unless he had one in the rotgut days and is on a pure nostalgia trip it's an even more mundane thing to brag about than usual. I can't even think of an analogy that fits how unexciting this purchase is to be bragging about. Its like driving for 7 hours to pick up a mid range chromebook from 2015 and then being all "I've got a real special machine here..."

Someone else mentioned it here but Joe should really just buy a decent modeler. Any of them. Nearly any amp you could ever think of with all the pedals you would need. Set it up for every band, or even every song and there ya go.

No one in the crowd, especially the shitty gigs Joe plays, would ever know the difference.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Someone else mentioned it here but Joe should really just buy a decent modeler. Any of them. Nearly any amp you could ever think of with all the pedals you would need. Set it up for every band, or even every song and there ya go.

No one in the crowd, especially the shitty gigs Joe plays, would ever know the difference.

I could have been a fawkin modeler.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Whatever happened to The James Hefner Solo Trio?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Or, they're artists, with a particular sound in mind for their original music. Unlike Joe, who plods through old classic rock chestnuts in musty local banquet halls and seedy taverns. He could play that junk through tin cans and string, and no one would notice the difference. Joe cosplays as a "professional musician", and pretends buying all that crap is "work", when it's actually nothing of the kind. He considers his ride yesterday as a "work day", when all he did was lose money. Classic Joe buffoonery.

Artists will still make something out of what they have. Jack White is a faggot but he’s a great example. He wasn’t intentionally looking for dog shit guitars (at first) but he is talented and made them work for him. He only did that for The White Stripes too, he uses custom made guitars for what he wants to go for in whatever band he’s playing now. Once again, making shit work and not obsessing over very minute sounds. I can’t think of a single guitarist who specifically builds their entire set up around a “tone” they hear in their head. It’s usually “I like the sound of that guitar, I could try this too…” etc etc. Maybe Edge which would explain JoeH’s retardation. That faggot just puts in as many effects as possible on his gay songs.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

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[satanssockpuppet]

Artists will still make something out of what they have. Jack White is a faggot but he’s a great example. He wasn’t intentionally looking for dog shit guitars (at first) but he is talented and made them work for him. He only did that for The White Stripes too, he uses custom made guitars for what he wants to go for in whatever band he’s playing now. Once again, making shit work and not obsessing over very minute sounds. I can’t think of a single guitarist who specifically builds their entire set up around a “tone” they hear in their head. It’s usually “I like the sound of that guitar, I could try this too…” etc etc. Maybe Edge which would explain JoeH’s retardation. That faggot just puts in as many effects as possible on his gay songs.

Regardless, the idea of Joe chasing some elusive "tone" for his bottom-rung guitar mimicry is pretty funny. I doubt the local barflys at the Moose Lodge will take note of how closely Joe captured Duane Allman's elusive tone on "Layla" or whatever. I would wager he'll use his new amp maybe once, then within a few months it'll be covered in junk mail and empty coffee cups, where it will remain until he dies. Joe has everything a master guitar wizard needs except the talent and the work ethic.