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Are you trying to tell me that Joe Cumia is making stupid decisions? I don't buy it.
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Chomo Joe takes the Gucci Fiat 500 for a trip!
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Lol. It's only special because he drove a long way to pick it up. This is a baffling brag even for Joe. It's just a lower-mid-range amp from the mid 90s. They aren't rare or expensive or especially well regarded and they were discontinued because they had a design fault and overheated all the time. There is no special reason to drive for 7 hours to pick it up unless he mistook it for a JCM, or it was dirt fucking cheap and he just had nothing better to do with the day.
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"Tone chasers" are annoying enough when they're competent musicians playing original music, but the idea of anyone paying special attention to a 70 year old tribute musician's tone is laughable. He could be playing through a shitty practice amp and it won't make any difference to the half-deaf old fucks in the Moose lodge.
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What's a tone chaser?
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LOL yeah, like Joe is some doom metal weirdo trying to capture Tony Iommi's Vol. 4 tone. He strums tired old classic rock chestnuts with an iPad backing him, he could play through an old transistor radio and no one would notice or care.
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Guitarists who obsess over the sound of their guitar, basically. They obsess over minutia like the kind of tubes in the amp, the EQ settings, the size of the speaker, microphone placement, etc, and they're basically never happy. The type of thing that makes next to no difference to most people listening. Those variables do make things sound different, but people like Joe take it to the next level and will spend hours dialing in settings and are never satisfied, and think that if they get just the right combination, it'll improve their sound that much more. It's usually more noticeable in a recording setting, not played live at a fruit stand.
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Crusty Joann chimes in
Seriously, what’s the story with her?
Seriously, what’s the story with her?
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Drives 7 hours and pays couple hundred bucks for an amp just to use it at 2 fucking shows.
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Crusty Joan wants to sit on his dick, simple as
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Dumb whore.
I hope she tries to chest bump The Beast From 50,000 Fathoms and we have an old fashioned, white trash Long Island TGI Fridays cat fight that makes the news.
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He should at least let the old broad spit in his mouth.... She's earned it.
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Joann is retarded, we should invite her to a plastic bag convention and piss on her
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Ok, which one of you is actually Joann? “You always did put in the hard work!” Has to be a troll at this point.
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That in itself is a punchline.
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It’s gotta be - she’s told him he’s just like Beethoven with his musical talent. Pretty sure Beethoven didn’t play mediocre cover songs in the corner of a TGI Fridays. Maybe she meant the dog Beethoven.
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Antone is a "chaser".
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Starting to think Joe needed an excuse to leave the seahag and the fart compound to spend sometime at The Big Apple Ranch and get his bread buttered
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I really wish this article on fiat 500 twitter updates it with a interview with Joe
www.vice.com
Going Deep on 'Fiat 500' Twitter
How one of Britain's biggest Twitter subcultures became a hotbed of social issues.
www.vice.com
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All I see is "Flaming Euro Queen Death Trap".
And a child spit aficionado at the wheel.
And a child spit aficionado at the wheel.