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Children who remember past lives and it all checks out are fawking creepy.

Dennyislife

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If we are telling spooky stories how about this. Filmed in his office with his parents overlooking the remains of the world trade center in November 2001 this fella tells how he watched people fall all the way to the ground ( after initially thinking the remains were from the plane) and claims he so souls leave the body just before impact.

I don't believe it whatsoever but it's a fun little spooky story with some pretty remarkable raw footage that wasn't thought up years later. This was all fresh.

 

NoBacon

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What actually is heaven though? Is it not a momentary realization that you lived a good, full, righteous life that extends off into eternity after the point of death, something like getting stuck on an event horizon made of pure infinite bliss?
Or is it literally a post performance greenroom with all the COMPD turkey subs you can eat?

Well I take the description of it at face value as my religion describes. There’s no better way to approach it imo. I don’t like to deconstruct it that way though, I have faith in Christ and the Bible.

The way you describe is something I’ve always been scared of though, what we manifest is what happens and I am such a worrier and pessimist I’ll always assume the worse, and that would damn me and I couldn’t prevent it. It’s like telling someone to just “relax” to cure insomnia or something.
 

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Well I take the description of it at face value as my religion describes. There’s no better way to approach it imo. I don’t like to deconstruct it that way though, I have faith in Christ and the Bible.

The way you describe is something I’ve always been scared of though, what we manifest is what happens and I am such a worrier and pessimist I’ll always assume the worse, and that would damn me and I couldn’t prevent it. It’s like telling someone to just “relax” to cure insomnia or something.
I don't remember "be a neurotic baby" being in the gospels
 
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Yea my cousins kid did something like this that freaked him out.

My cousins sister died in a car crash in like ‘85 , when she was like 20 I think. In the late 90s my cousin was putting his girl to bed, when she was like 2 or at most three. And said the crash didn’t hurt, and when he asked what she meant she said you know. It freaked him out and the next day he asked her about it and she didn’t remember.
 

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Not even joking when I was little I gave my mother specific information about the Blizzard of 1978 that I had absolutely no way of knowing. I actually STILL remember what I believe I seen and she brings it up all the time.

There was an old Pontiac was slid down a hill and crashed into a buch of other cars parked along the road and the owner of the car tried to leave the scene but got even more stuck and eventually had to abandon his car. The guy was wearing a red jacket and didn't have proper good boots on so probably had a shitty walk home.

I brought that up to my mom during a snow storm when I was in 2nd grade, which was in the early 90s. I remember exactly how she reacted when I asked her "mom do you remember that car that slid down the hill and crashed?" and I remember giggling like a normal kid would. She just looked at me and asked me "what are you talking about?" in almost a concerned tone. I remember the confused look on her face and everything.

I absolutely believe most of the cases of this happening to other kids.
 

swole_edging_llc

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So you’re a gnostic?

There’s a compelling theory demons have constructed “great works” as false prophets to seperate us from Christ by deceiving us into thinking we need to “ascend” and atone for past mistakes in a karmic recycling of souls. That’s what a lot of UFO people beleive, that we’re just soul containers controlled by entities.

We keep billions of animals in prisons for food, are we demonic entities for them? Lotta fawking people think that’s what earth is, a prison planet for our souls, for their sustenance. Some kids remember their past lives briefly, that’s without doubt true.
I've been thinking about Gnosticism a lot recently.
If Gnosticism is true, isn't anything that we could apprehend and understand created by Yaldaboath?
So, wouldn't Christ, the Father, and the Holy Ghost all be part of the Demiurge's creation?
How can we know if any religious teachings are real if we are completely under the sway of the false creator?

I'm not gay, just curious
 

NoBacon

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I've been thinking about Gnosticism a lot recently.
If Gnosticism is true, isn't anything that we could apprehend and understand created by Yaldaboath?
So, wouldn't Christ, the Father, and the Holy Ghost all be part of the Demiurge's creation?
How can we know if any religious teachings are real if we are completely under the sway of the false creator?

I'm not gay, just curious

When Jesus rebuked Satan 3 times he said “it is written…” each time. You must know what is written.

But in general if something is separating you from Christ, you know it’s wrong.
 

swole_edging_llc

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When Jesus rebuked Satan 3 times he said “it is written…” each time. You must know what is written.

But in general if something is separating you from Christ, you know it’s wrong.
You see my point, though?

If the entire world is created by an evil artificer, how can we ever know what is true?
Why should we believe in Jesus?
How do we know he isn't just part of Yaldaboath's creation?
A piece of the evil creation designed to fool people into thinking there is a path out?

Edit : I'm not being a contrary cunt, I honestly want to know how one can know.
 

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I love how every one of these anecdotes coincidentally have something to do with:
1. personal family history last 2-3 generations that are easily confirmed
2. historical family but unnamed, or just non-verifiable nobodies
3. local area their family live or grew up around
4. can be substantiated by further anecdotal evidence only
5. is probably brought up in conversation or context clues around the child many times before that happens

It's almost like kids pick up on much more subtle shit that we think and adult's short-to-mid-term memories are so shot by our shitty lifestyles.

How come you never hear a kid point out some shit they hid before they died, evidence/suspects of a crime commited against them, significant locations or artifacts by them far away from home, naming someone that lived in modern times and had recorded history or photos, or a grudge they still hold?

That would be stuff I'd want to communicate to folks if I'm reborn. Don't bother to debate me I'm gonna hang up and listen to the answer.
 

NoBacon

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You see my point, though?

If the entire world is created by an evil artificer, how can we ever know what is true?
Why should we believe in Jesus?
How do we know he isn't just part of Yaldaboath's creation?
A piece of the evil creation designed to fool people into thinking there is a path out?

Edit : I'm not being a contrary cunt, I honestly want to know how one can know.

By reading the Bible, I’m also not being a smart ass. I had the same questions. I went from atheist to agnostic, to gnostic new age ufo alien guy, to finally reading the Bible and seeing the truth. It’s all there.

Before I had any idea what any of this stuff was, I had a really strange encounter that stayed with me, I saw an industrial complex above the earth (above in a higher plane impossible to explain way) where there was a non stop line of souls being fired into a beam of light by non human cold entities that didn’t have any feelings towards them at all, and one noticed me and with total indifference threw me off the line, like you would at a job where something is on the conveyor that shouldn’t be there yet.

Then years later I read about this stuff and found out this is exactly what countless people describe is happening. It almost led me down the same path, that the light was a trick and to not go into it, that we are our own Gods and all that stuff.

By the grace of God, I heeded signs and warnings we are all sent but ignore, and saw it for what it really is and read the Bible.

Gnosticism has been around forever, and that’s what this ufo phenomena is, it’s new age Gnosticism, except we call the demons “non human intelligences” but it’s always been designed to deceive us and lead us from Christ.

There’s a reason all the whistle blowers say the same thing, that we’ve entered into agreements with them, and there’s a reason all of our leaders are occultist freaks who worship moloch - you can watch them do it. It’s confirmed fact they all take part in unsettling rituals and do weird shit, even if you think it’s just larping.

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NoBacon

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I love how every one of these anecdotes coincidentally have something to do with:
1. personal family history last 2-3 generations that are easily confirmed
2. historical family but unnamed, or just non-verifiable nobodies
3. local area their family live or grew up around
4. can be substantiated by further anecdotal evidence only
5. is probably brought up in conversation or context clues around the child many times before that happens

It's almost like kids pick up on much more subtle shit that we think and adult's short-to-mid-term memories are so shot by our shitty lifestyles.

How come you never hear a kid point out some shit they hid before they died, evidence/suspects of a crime commited against them, significant locations or artifacts by them far away from home, naming someone that lived in modern times and had recorded history or photos, or a grudge they still hold?

That would be stuff I'd want to communicate to folks if I'm reborn. Don't bother to debate me I'm gonna hang up and listen to the answer.

No doubt some is bullshit for clicks and attention, most of it probably is.

I promise you I approached this topic with the same extreme skepticism as you, and I’ve seen stuff that is so compelling it’s beyond a doubt it’s real. I’m horrible at archiving things because I just go down rabbit holes while working usually but I’ve seen examples of parents who are either world class actors that can feign emotions beyond any movie I’ve ever seen, where the child provides all of the information you just asked for and speaks in a manner that is just not possible for a child to do, and the person studying it has all the credentials you’d want and is also clearly effected by everything.

Then the child grows up and it just washes away, and they become normal.

It’s out there if you’re interested, look for it and avoid the x file spooky music ancient aliens shit that is put out to discredit and mock.
 

NoBacon

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By reading the Bible, I’m also not being a smart ass. I had the same questions. I went from atheist to agnostic, to gnostic new age ufo alien guy, to finally reading the Bible and seeing the truth. It’s all there.

Before I had any idea what any of this stuff was, I had a really strange encounter that stayed with me, I saw an industrial complex above the earth (above in a higher plane impossible to explain way) where there was a non stop line of souls being fired into a beam of light by non human cold entities that didn’t have any feelings towards them at all, and one noticed me and with total indifference threw me off the line, like you would at a job where something is on the conveyor that shouldn’t be there yet.

Then years later I read about this stuff and found out this is exactly what countless people describe is happening. It almost led me down the same path, that the light was a trick and to not go into it, that we are our own Gods and all that stuff.

By the grace of God, I heeded signs and warnings we are all sent but ignore, and saw it for what it really is and read the Bible.

Gnosticism has been around forever, and that’s what this ufo phenomena is, it’s new age Gnosticism, except we call the demons “non human intelligences” but it’s always been designed to deceive us and lead us from Christ.

There’s a reason all the whistle blowers say the same thing, that we’ve entered into agreements with them, and there’s a reason all of our leaders are occultist freaks who worship moloch - you can watch them do it. It’s confirmed fact they all take part in unsettling rituals and do weird shit, even if you think it’s just larping.

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The gnostic alien stuff is catalogued quite succinctly here, if anyone is interested

 
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You have to learn and consider lots of things to know who the true prophets are, Satan is vastly more intelligent than any of us and he will deceive us with any means.

I believe it’s my duty to think about things, to know what is written, so I recognise the real path.



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This is what we are warned against, it’s to separate us from Christ and the light. The cost of being deceived is the difference between salvation and damnation and
sneered at by faux intellectuals like Sam Harris. \

obviously trump broke his brain. but let's be honest, if sam harris is a "faux/psuedo intellectual" (only wannabe autodidacts use that phrase), then you're a fetal alchol baby with downs. you believe in god, he doesn't, and that makes you upset, because you know you're right...somehow
 

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By reading the Bible, I’m also not being a smart ass. I had the same questions. I went from atheist to agnostic, to gnostic new age ufo alien guy, to finally reading the Bible and seeing the truth. It’s all there.

Before I had any idea what any of this stuff was, I had a really strange encounter that stayed with me, I saw an industrial complex above the earth (above in a higher plane impossible to explain way) where there was a non stop line of souls being fired into a beam of light by non human cold entities that didn’t have any feelings towards them at all, and one noticed me and with total indifference threw me off the line, like you would at a job where something is on the conveyor that shouldn’t be there yet.

Then years later I read about this stuff and found out this is exactly what countless people describe is happening. It almost led me down the same path, that the light was a trick and to not go into it, that we are our own Gods and all that stuff.

By the grace of God, I heeded signs and warnings we are all sent but ignore, and saw it for what it really is and read the Bible.

Gnosticism has been around forever, and that’s what this ufo phenomena is, it’s new age Gnosticism, except we call the demons “non human intelligences” but it’s always been designed to deceive us and lead us from Christ.

There’s a reason all the whistle blowers say the same thing, that we’ve entered into agreements with them, and there’s a reason all of our leaders are occultist freaks who worship moloch - you can watch them do it. It’s confirmed fact they all take part in unsettling rituals and do weird shit, even if you think it’s just larping.
Can you expla
By reading the Bible, I’m also not being a smart ass. I had the same questions. I went from atheist to agnostic, to gnostic new age ufo alien guy, to finally reading the Bible and seeing the truth. It’s all there.

Before I had any idea what any of this stuff was, I had a really strange encounter that stayed with me, I saw an industrial complex above the earth (above in a higher plane impossible to explain way) where there was a non stop line of souls being fired into a beam of light by non human cold entities that didn’t have any feelings towards them at all, and one noticed me and with total indifference threw me off the line, like you would at a job where something is on the conveyor that shouldn’t be there yet.

Then years later I read about this stuff and found out this is exactly what countless people describe is happening. It almost led me down the same path, that the light was a trick and to not go into it, that we are our own Gods and all that stuff.

By the grace of God, I heeded signs and warnings we are all sent but ignore, and saw it for what it really is and read the Bible.

Gnosticism has been around forever, and that’s what this ufo phenomena is, it’s new age Gnosticism, except we call the demons “non human intelligences” but it’s always been designed to deceive us and lead us from Christ.

There’s a reason all the whistle blowers say the same thing, that we’ve entered into agreements with them, and there’s a reason all of our leaders are occultist freaks who worship moloch - you can watch them do it. It’s confirmed fact they all take part in unsettling rituals and do weird shit, even if you think it’s just larping.

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Can you explain how the Bible is true, but all of creation is created by Yaldaboeth?
How did any truth get through?
How do we know Jesus isn't just another lie?

Also, can you give more details about your experience with the reincarnation assembly line?
How did you see that?
How did you get there?
 
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