Chester Bennington of Linkin Park killed himself because...

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why can't he lose weight?!

He and his retard girlfriend went on Ozempic and neither of them visibly lost a noticeable amount of weight. I liked when he'd bring it up to a guest and they'd genuinely ask "have you lost any weight yet?" and it would bother him.

Ozempic, fake teeth, kicked around getting gunt surgery so his dick would look bigger. Doesn't matter. Maybe try dressing like an adult next.

 

[Zeroman]

Weird how they were such a big band yet people can’t name any of the members other than Chester or the other rap guy. You could prob get away with telling people at a bar you’re the bass player.

Guitar player with the headphones is Brad something or other. I'm all for hearing protection as a musician but if you're wearing the large noise-cancelling shit, you're an attention seeking fuck and need a sternum punch post haste.

 

[Stent]

Why can't he lose weight?!

He eats to suppress his feelings. If you get Marilyn Manson lyrics tattooed on your forearms in your 30s, you've probably got a lot of emotional problems to chow down on.

Are we still at Peak Wigger in 2023?

I suspect we're not even close.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Wiggers are multi-generational at this point. There are wigger grandfathers out there.

 

[guest]

Wiggers are multi-generational at this point. There are wigger grandfathers out there.

Yeah and they're thirty-five

 

[NortheastPhilly]

There was a certain type of kid at school that was really into Linkin Park, and they were all fags

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I remember this one kid sent me the lyrics to Points of Authority on Aol instant messenger out of the blue. Never talked to him in my life.
Just sent the lyrics. I just responded “Wtf?” and he continued just copy and pasting lyrics.
Was very strange

 

[Stent]

this one kid

His gaydar was a little off.



Or was it?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The only good thing about Linkin Park is the CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL parody.

I remember this one kid sent me the lyrics to Points of Authority on Aol instant messenger out of the blue. Never talked to him in my life.
Just sent the lyrics. I just responded “Wtf?” and he continued just copy and pasting lyrics.
Was very strange

Maybe the kid was a Ron & Fez fan doing an conceptual bit.

 

[Stent]

The only good thing about Linkin Park is the CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL parody.

Maybe the kid was a Ron & Fez fan doing an conceptual bit.

Thiiiis issss Iiiirissss. I'm one step closssser to the eeedge and I'm about to breaaaak.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Nigga the things I'd do to her asshole

Don't look up what she looks like now. Hint: she looks like what you probably imagine the average girl into her music does.

Okay, she's not as bad as I remembered, but I definitely saw a semi-recent pic and she was definitely over 2 bills at that time.

 

[bantadant]

I remember this one kid sent me the lyrics to Points of Authority on Aol instant messenger out of the blue. Never talked to him in my life.
Just sent the lyrics. I just responded “Wtf?” and he continued just copy and pasting lyrics.
Was very strange

Has nothing to do with anything, but one time in middle school some kid dropped his notebook and papers fell out with handwritten lyrics to like three different Alanis Morissette songs fell out. He tried acting all surprised like "what are those? how did they get in there" Total fag

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Has nothing to do with anything, but one time in middle school some kid dropped his notebook and papers fell out with handwritten lyrics to like three different Alanis Morissette songs fell out. He tried acting all surprised like "what are those? how did they get in there" Total fag

Thats brutal

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Has nothing to do with anything, but one time in middle school some kid dropped his notebook and papers fell out with handwritten lyrics to like three different Alanis Morissette songs fell out. He tried acting all surprised like "what are those? how did they get in there" Total fag

Hope he killed himself later

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Has nothing to do with anything, but one time in middle school some kid dropped his notebook and papers fell out with handwritten lyrics to like three different Alanis Morissette songs fell out. He tried acting all surprised like "what are those? how did they get in there" Total fag

I'm glad that I never looked toward music for "meaning."