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Celebrities you're glad died young.

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
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Kurt Cobain's whole "I dont wanna be famous" was bullshit and an act. In reality he was probably letting David Geffen bust massive kikeloads in his heiney hole in hopes of not getting sacrificed sooner than he did. He tried to get Geffen to buy him Lead Bellies guitar for 500k, I bet he offered to do unspeakable shit for that guitar. Apparently he even looked at the old pedo as a father figure. Kikeney Love sucks cocks in hell.
he was cucking geffen in that live album you rube

geffster wanted to bust fat loads and kurt called him out by saying he asked geffy for that guitar

read between the lines
 
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If he had lived on he would probably be overexposed like his cleft-palleted and overrated brother. it's better this way.
 

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James Gandolfini died before the entire cast of Sopranos turned into liberal communist fags and David Chase obliterated the Sopranos' legacy with Many Niggers of Newark. The rumor was that Gandolfini absolutely despised most other actors and didn't want his son acting. Then his idiot son goes and plays the part of 'young Tony Soprano' in one of the worst movies of all time.
Kurt Cobain's whole "I dont wanna be famous" was bullshit and an act. In reality he was probably letting David Geffen bust massive kikeloads in his heiney hole in hopes of not getting sacrificed sooner than he did. He tried to get Geffen to buy him Lead Bellies guitar for 500k, I bet he offered to do unspeakable shit for that guitar. Apparently he even looked at the old pedo as a father figure.
Cobain was no different than the other hippie fag artists from the 60s until today. Rage on Behalf of the Machine. They give out messages of rebellion and being 'hardcore' and 'underground'. Yet deliberately write lyrics without curse words to get more radio play. Sign to every jewish run record label possible. Go on MTV nonstop to promote their garbage. And sell a million t-shirts and comics and toys and whatever nonsense.
Kikeney Love sucks cocks in hell.
She is another one of those celebrities or politicians who claimed to not know that she was jewish until way later in life.
 
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One of the original girl power fails. Even with a man lightening her workload by working the navigation and the radio, she still couldn't keep the plane in the air. Should have stayed in the kitchen, drinking her Moxie instead of flaunting it.
A long time ago I was dating a girl who dressed like some kind of retro-flapper (1920's) and she worked as a journalist for the AP. She had the career to accentuate the fashion statement. Spent over 200k on a masters for that accessory.

Anyway we were in the supermarket and saw this for the first time:
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She pointed it out, I paused for a second and said "Pick it up . ."
She did and I yelled in my @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda from [URL='https://youtu.be/8Lbcs1AHmJg?t=4']Look Who's Talking[/URL] voice "YA GOT MOXIE, KID!"
They got good shrimp here!
 

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... Also a crasher (age 39).

One of the original girl power fails. Even with a man lightening her workload by working the navigation and the radio, she still couldn't keep the plane in the air. Should have stayed in the kitchen, drinking her Moxie instead of flaunting it.

I wish Marie Curie had died young from playing with radioactive material.

Fred Noonan and Pierre Curie have both been relegated to footnotes in the history books even though they both propped up these girl power frauds.
not only that, if she wore make up she would have been legitimately hot. Then she could have just stayed home, married a real pilot, have kids and be alive.... nice Conan O'brien head, stupid
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I was going to say Kurt Cobain but his death turned him into a martyr to his simp fans. He hated fame, and the press treated him like Jesus after he offed himself which almost justified his suicide. Fucking idiots.

I'm going to say Lil Peep or Aaron Carter.
I'm going with Kurt. I think he was headed down a road of becoming Michael Stipe II. Seeing Micheal Stipe turn into a whiny, preachy, vegetarian, disguising pop songs as political statements was too much for me. To watch it happen to Kurt Cobain would have been unbearable.
 
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