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Celebrities you're glad died young.

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James Dean's relatives must wake up every morning and thank their lucky stars that he got smashed up at 24. His estate makes millions every year on his image likeness etc. If he hadn't have died young, he probably would've gone the way of Brando or Sal Mineo (bald and fat or gay and murdered) and no one would care about him anymore.
 

Build Black Better

Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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... Also a crasher (age 39).

One of the original girl power fails. Even with a man lightening her workload by working the navigation and the radio, she still couldn't keep the plane in the air. Should have stayed in the kitchen, drinking her Moxie instead of flaunting it.

I wish Marie Curie had died young from playing with radioactive material.

Fred Noonan and Pierre Curie have both been relegated to footnotes in the history books even though they both propped up these girl power frauds.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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... Also a crasher (age 39).

One of the original girl power fails. Even with a man lightening her workload by working the navigation and the radio, she still couldn't keep the plane in the air. Should have stayed in the kitchen, drinking her Moxie instead of flaunting it.

I wish Marie Curie had died young from playing with radioactive material.

Fred Noonan and Pierre Curie have both been relegated to footnotes in the history books even though they both propped up these girl power frauds.
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PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I was going to say Kurt Cobain but his death turned him into a martyr to his simp fans. He hated fame, and the press treated him like Jesus after he offed himself which almost justified his suicide. Fucking idiots.

I'm going to say Lil Peep or Aaron Carter.
Kurt Cobain's whole "I dont wanna be famous" was bullshit and an act. In reality he was probably letting David Geffen bust massive kikeloads in his heiney hole in hopes of not getting sacrificed sooner than he did. He tried to get Geffen to buy him Lead Bellies guitar for 500k, I bet he offered to do unspeakable shit for that guitar. Apparently he even looked at the old pedo as a father figure. Kikeney Love sucks cocks in hell.
 

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
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Kurt Cobain's whole "I dont wanna be famous" was bullshit and an act. In reality he was probably letting David Geffen bust massive kikeloads in his heiney hole in hopes of not getting sacrificed sooner than he did. He tried to get Geffen to buy him Lead Bellies guitar for 500k, I bet he offered to do unspeakable shit for that guitar. Apparently he even looked at the old pedo as a father figure. Kikeney Love sucks cocks in hell.


I think it was his way of saying he wanted to leave Courtney but wanted to keep all his dough.
 

John Wayne Gacy

Patrick's real father
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Kurt Cobain's whole "I dont wanna be famous" was bullshit and an act. In reality he was probably letting David Geffen bust massive kikeloads in his heiney hole in hopes of not getting sacrificed sooner than he did. He tried to get Geffen to buy him Lead Bellies guitar for 500k, I bet he offered to do unspeakable shit for that guitar. Apparently he even looked at the old pedo as a father figure. Kikeney Love sucks cocks in hell.
I admire your use of the word kike. Perhaps we could discuss the final solution as a whole sometime in the future.
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