Celebrities you jerked off to during adolescence thread

[aRTie02150]

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I wonder how many regrettable dicks she had to suck to help her career back then.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I think my first puberty crank was Scully from X-Files, although I had been rubbing my pee-pee before puberty and just didn't understand why.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Back when the swimsuit edition didn’t have trannies in it.

 

[guest]

Thought the thread title said "Celebrities you've jerked off."
I is disappoint.

 

[Snake]

 

[UnPRePared]

Hmm... My local station growing up had some terrible movies as a young lad. But I think the earliest I remember was an airing of "A Study in Scarlet", an old Wontner Sherlock film gym the 30's.

And there she was. Anna May Wong.

If loving her was Wong, I don't wanna be right!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

God damn, Jessica Simpson was a dime.

 

[guest]

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[Harry Powell]

I used to beat off thinking about Jane Seymour

 

[DominusOdium]

Let's all talk about who we stroke our penises and ejaculate to, fellow heterosexual men!

 

[Harry Powell]

Let's all talk about who we stroke our penises and ejaculate to, fellow heterosexual men!

Sound like a faggot that can’t handle a little locker room talk

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Yeah, I gotcha medicine right here, BITCH!

AGOOOSH!!!

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HEY, DOCTA QUINN. HOW'S ABOUT DOCTARIN' MY PIN! OOOOOHH!!

 

[MonsterSteve]

 

[aRTie02150]

I wasn't old enough to know the concept of jacking off but I do remember getting wicked little boners from Paula Abdul back in da day.

 

[guest]

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Looks like a tranny

 

[Meownaw]

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Twin Peaks was boner central

 

[Harry Powell]

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how fucking old are you, 25?

 

[guest]

Those were babes.

 

[guest]

The maid from the movie Clue

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Colleen Camp. Here she is now.