Celebrities you jerked off to during adolescence thread

[Maybe even kiss you]

Lena Olin

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Anyone who says they didn't want to run away and make sweet tender love to Jennifer Love Hewitt is a fucking LIAR, a fucking NIGGER, and a fucking FAGGOT.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Snake]

How the fuck did I forget this one.

Her in Can't Hardly Wait and House Arrest, I would of brutally murdered my mother just so I can lick Jen's nipples.

 

[Zombie247]

Jennifer Connelly

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I wanted to plough this broad when I was 7.

 

[Imager]

 

[Monk]

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Ring the fuckin' bell you sissy!

 

[guest]

Hilary Swank...and because I actually saw them up close.

Holy shit freudian slip...I meant Hilary Duff. Swank is ugly af.

 

[potatopeeler63]

I recorded da movie on the vcr and mustve spilled a few dozen seed to this. it was my go to whenever I was home alone, before things would get dark, man

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I wanna fuck Dora.

 

[aRTie02150]

I'm pretty sure the first actual load I shot was for Jessica Alba in Dark Angel.

Fawwwk

 

[Udders]

I was young, I didn't have Bill Burr's affliction.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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I was young, I didn't have Bill Burr's affliction.

 

[Will Tate]

Michelle Pfeiffer played Catwoman in a skin-tight leather outfit just as I was starting puberty, if that answers your question. I'll also second Tiffany Amber-Thiessan, I'd still give Kelly the ole Kapowski.

 

[fenrir]

Ah, Margaux Hemmingway. Won't see her no more.

Still, if I had a time machine, I'd go back to 1982 and make a fenrir sandwich with her and Mariel:

 

[ChildlessHambino]

Megan Ward - Wikipedia

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Mid 90’s boner jams

 

[quark]

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Always liked Eliza Dushku but I don’t recall her getting nearly naked enough in movies