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He forgot pumpkin patch.
The way he speaks with authority or certainty is so frustrating that it makes me wish awful, painful things happen to him in this life and the next.
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The way he speaks with authority or certainty is so frustrating that it makes me wish awful, painful things happen to him in this life and the next.
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Sounds to me like he's batting at 1.000% ya jealous homo
Fatrick CAPTURES babes baby!
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Solid advice from someone who has been with two women in his entire life, both of whom actively lusted after other men right in front of him.
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Pat's just repeated shit he learned the hard way "Don't hit on women when they're out in public" he thinks is the rule because he gets told to fuck off when he tries it. He doesn't get, we don't all have that problem. If I make friendly conversation with someone when I'm out and about, I notice the queues on how welcome my attention is. If it isn't there, I move along. Rick can't do that, and if he can, the welcoming queues are never there for him. So he chalks that up to "all men must be creeps if they try to talk to women". Nowhere is off-limits if you've actually got game, child.
I'm going to enjoy what happens to you neeeeeeeeeeeeckssssssssst
I'm going to enjoy what happens to you neeeeeeeeeeeeckssssssssst
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I've never seen anyone repeatedly prove how little success they have with the ladies like Big Titties Tomlinson does. He genuinely thinks dating apps are the only place you can hook up with a woman.
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Lord God, hear my prayer:
I know I haven't been a good person. But I'm trying now. And I know that asking You for things is faggy. But can you PLEASE give Patrick Tomlinson IBS? Have him shit his pants regularly, in public, etc? It'd be really awesome. It'd make so many people happy. I know you'd find it funny too, Lord. I love you. I'm sorry for bothering you with this. Amen.
I know I haven't been a good person. But I'm trying now. And I know that asking You for things is faggy. But can you PLEASE give Patrick Tomlinson IBS? Have him shit his pants regularly, in public, etc? It'd be really awesome. It'd make so many people happy. I know you'd find it funny too, Lord. I love you. I'm sorry for bothering you with this. Amen.
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Rick is too much of an autistic incel to understand that most people don't want to deal with some cunt rag who wants a deadly serious conversation (i.e. politics) set within strict parameters where no humor, or flirting, or fun, is permitted (unless in a bar, or twitter, I guess). This is even truer if the conversation serves to inflate one's ego.
Furthermore, Rick doesn't understand that flirting ≠ dirty talk. Flirting is simply having a light-hearted, fun conversation with someone that could lead to sex, or a date. If you're fairly relaxed and enjoy being around people (and they enjoy being around you), then it's impossible not to find yourself flirting with someone; whether it's at work, gym, when shopping, etc. It's just banter, or small talk.
But for Rick, flirting is essentially announcing to every woman in close proximity that you "cum in a woman", and that you're "into things". Or that your wife is addicted to the D, and that you fucked your back when clipping your fingernails and happened to be naked at the time, or whatever cringey shit he's picked up from his favorite movies; all for the purpoise of getting laid.
To end, Rick is bummed that his sex life is the shits, and he's really fat at this.
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Further proof Pat has zero game with women and is terrified to talk to them. He lectures that others shouldn’t approach women because he can’t and believes they should come to him. You can meet people almost anywhere if you’re not a loser like Pat.
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Sometimes i forget that the fake authoritative persona behind these demanding tweets is this fat faggot
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real cutting observation from Jif Foxworthy"At a family reunion"
If you've stolen one of my jokes...
You might be a fatneck.
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No doubt he's heard someone say it and he just repeats it wiithout understanding that it's probably some industry term or someone's inside joke.
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if God kills Pedovitz with Cancer and Patty by being crushed by his unused weights, I will never say Nigger again.
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Reminder: Fatrick has admitted to "handselling" his plucky female protagonist in SPACE garbage to strangers at the grocery store.
Approaching women about transgender spacecrabs and badass POC amputees is socially acceptable, child. Just don't casually comment on the weather like an Incel.
Approaching women about transgender spacecrabs and badass POC amputees is socially acceptable, child. Just don't casually comment on the weather like an Incel.
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Let's not go crazy here.
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I think it’s from John Oliver (who is a kike probably, right?)
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I was about to say 'he shoulda punchlined that'... then I realised he tried but failed. What a douche
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Anyone can trick an insecure teen or a depressed drunk woman into sex. Thats easy pickins
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It's from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show; Pat likes imaging that he's lecturing other people on social graces while hosting a popular TV show.
...as opposed to a third-rate Ancient Aliens knockoff, while lit like a 1930s Frankenstein movie.