Captain Pat has a $2 million sailboat. Do you?

[Opesterino]

Rick is biting the forums again ... someone here starts to quintpost and now he has to lug is fat ass out on a boat.

 

[1073waaf]

“Pretty cool, huh?”

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He’s the Never Skipper. He never skips a meal.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Captain James T Berk

 

[guest]

Thaar she blows!!! (The fart out of her cunt)

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Captain Jack Off (Billy Joel Yumor)

 

[FurBurger]

With ten years of smoked meat fast expanding the seat
Of his Walmart maternity Wranglers

JFC, my poor ribs...

 

[guest]

JFC, my poor ribs...

I would have kept going but eight fucking verses is a bit much. Maybe I'll finish it up later and do a little recording.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I would have kept going but eight fucking verses is a bit much. Maybe I'll finish it up later and do a little recording.

The legend lives on
from Joe cumia on down
To the big queer they call patty bitch tits

 

[guest]

The legend lives on
from Joe cumia on down
To the big queer they call patty bitch tits

OK, terrific!

 

[guest]

Nigga, ain't that what I just said?

No child, you said Bitchmail and you didn't call anyone child. I decide what words mean, little baby girl.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

It's easy to grin
When you've got seven chins
And your teeth are disgusting and green,

But the man who's worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
While his half-house is still under lien

I got the boat from a neeee-gro.