Captain Pat has a $2 million sailboat. Do you?

[Ant_It_Fun]

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Nice keffals body, stupid

Another 10 lbs in his upper-torso, and he'll need suspenders. Bitch-titted retard has "fat guy ass".

 

[guest]

Captain Allflab, poseurist of the fat faggots of the sea: The lubberiest of the blubberiest, if you will. Motorsailing faggot extraordinaire.

Weak breeze from starboard, by the limp flags and lack of waves paralleling the boat.

See the propeller wash?

And the almost total lack of heel? See how flat the deck angle is? Actually sailing with the wind abeam lays a boat over pretty sportily.

As usual, Keffals retarded fart porn boy is allowed to play sailor fatfags when there is no danger of actual sailing.

Can't wait to stomp his guts out.
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Captain Aflab

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Out of my way, minority.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Longjohn Dickweed

This is a Pirates gun Bubbles!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It’s not his ship, he don’t even have a Captains hat on. Hell I own one and I don’t have a schooner.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

It's easy to grin
When you've got seven chins
And your teeth are disgusting and green,

But the man who's worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
While his half-house is still under lien

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The two of them would be asking an awful lot of that boat to stay afloat.

They had to put Niki on the other end so it didn't flip over.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Take him for ballast, chief.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

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Nice keffals body, stupid.

Right could be the lower part of current Ozzie Osborne.

 

[MonsterSteve]

The SS Squarehead

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Call me Ishmail, child.

Nigga, ain't that what I just said?

 

[guest]

The Dreck of Milwaukee Wisconsin

The legend lives on from the Hooligans on down
Of the retard they call Tubby Ricky
The fat fuck, it was said, would rather be dead
Than admit niggers farted in Niki

With ten years of smoked meat fast expanding the seat
Of his Walmart maternity Wranglers
He grinned like a dope and she hoped against hope
That her next nigger John would just strangle'r

The prick was the pride of the picklepuss bride
Of some spudfucker out in the suburbs
They raised up a boy who paints dinosaur toys
To the shame of his wife and his mother


Etc., etc.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Captain Allflab, poseurist of the fat faggots of the sea: The lubberiest of the blubberiest, if you will. Motorsailing faggot extraordinaire.

Weak breeze from starboard, by the limp flags and lack of waves paralleling the boat.

See the propeller wash?

And the almost total lack of heel? See how flat the deck angle is? Actually sailing with the wind abeam lays a boat over pretty sportily.

As usual, Keffals retarded fart porn boy is allowed to play sailor fatfags when there is no danger of actual sailing.

Can't wait to stomp his guts out.
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Yo ho yo ho, a faggot’s life for me

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Pig is on a boat ditching evidence again? Be on the look out for a shot dead homeless man of color around Hooolies and Oakland ave.

 

[guest]

Captain Allflab, poseurist of the fat faggots of the sea: The lubberiest of the blubberiest, if you will. Motorsailing faggot extraordinaire.

Weak breeze from starboard, by the limp flags and lack of waves paralleling the boat.

See the propeller wash?

And the almost total lack of heel? See how flat the deck angle is? Actually sailing with the wind abeam lays a boat over pretty sportily.

As usual, Keffals retarded fart porn boy is allowed to play sailor fatfags when there is no danger of actual sailing.

Can't wait to stomp his guts out.
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Captain Allflab... you can’t make that shit up.

 

[guest]

I’m not talkin’ ’bout pleasure boatin’ or day sailin’. I’m talkin’ ’bout not workin’ for a livin’. I’m talkin’ ’bout tweetin’!

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Captain Hogwash

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Captain (Can’t write a) Book

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Barnacle Billed by Quasi

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'd run rings round that plaything