Captain Pat has a $2 million sailboat. Do you?

[Harry Powell]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

SS Fat Faggot with Bitch Tits.

 

[guest]

Big Niki is NOT on the boat. Trouble in paradise?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Longjohn Dickweed

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Probably mistook him for an anchor.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He also got a hand job from a straight friend. Fat Pat has led a full life.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Call be Bitchmael

 

[guest]

What about the love of your daughter? That’s something money can’t buy.

 

[guest]

Still can't make a peace sign. I bet he's going to the Michigan version of Fire Island.

 

[guest]

Big Niki is NOT on the boat. Trouble in paradise?

The two of them would be asking an awful lot of that boat to stay afloat.

 

[peckafacce]

Capt. Allflab

 

[Cuphead]

He's having a great time and we hate that

 

[guest]

Capt. Allflab

Call me Ishmail, child.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Too bad that isn't lake Gitchegumme

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Nice keffals body, stupid.

 

[cliveowen]

Big Niki is NOT on the boat. Trouble in paradise?

Is it possible she is taking the picture?

 

[Clint Ruin]

You know what 2 million dollars buys, Rick? 20 lawsuits that make it past the initial discovery phase.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Captain Allflab, poseurist of the fat faggots of the sea: The lubberiest of the blubberiest, if you will. Motorsailing faggot extraordinaire.

Weak breeze from starboard, by the limp flags and lack of waves paralleling the boat.

See the propeller wash?

And the almost total lack of heel? See how flat the deck angle is? Actually sailing with the wind abeam lays a boat over pretty sportily.

As usual, Keffals retarded fart porn boy is allowed to play sailor fatfags when there is no danger of actual sailing.

Can't wait to stomp his guts out.

 

[NigelCumia]

Hey Pat, your sail is limp LIKE YOUR DICK

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Big Niki is NOT on the boat. Trouble in paradise?

She’s hangin’ with Captain Stabbin