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They don't teach us Quebecois in school - it's an archaic form of French that doesn't take into account the special retardation of our francophone brothers.
Most of the French I heard growing up was Parisian
 

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I can only speak it because you're basically forced to when you're from Québec
well, I've had probably more French education in Russian than French, and I'm fluent in Russian, I never even formally studied Korean, I can read it, how bad I am at French embarrasses me
i have this laying around in my cupboard for ages now.

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'Eh, gotta shmoke?
Ever had a bad run in with an injun? I'm too lazy to type the long stories, but I threw an inflatable ball at an injuns head at an in-door swimming place once, he caught me (was hoping I could nail the side of his head and he wouldnt perceive the direction, but I laughed out loud when it hit him) and just looked at me and went "I want to skin you like a dog"
The drunk guy that killed the beaver on the tree was an Indian lol
 
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