Canadiana, best and worst

[gassers]

je sais, je participe à sa blague

You are on a roll today @LeFleurNoire.

 

[Turk February]

je sais, je participe à sa blague

I'm so bummed I can score B2 in French and still have no idea what French people are saying. I SHOULD be able to read essays and comment on them.

 

[guest]

You are on a roll today @LeFleurNoire.

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What can I say I have no life.

I'm so bummed I can score B2 in French and still have no idea what French people are saying. I SHOULD be able to read essays and comment on them.

I can only speak it because you're basically forced to when you're from Québec

 

[Turk February]

What can I say I have no life.


I can only speak it because you're basically forced to when you're from Québec

well, I've had probably more French education in Russian than French, and I'm fluent in Russian, I never even formally studied Korean, I can read it, how bad I am at French embarrasses me

 

[guest]

well, I've had probably more French education in Russian than French, and I'm fluent in Russian, I never even formally studied Korean, I can read it, how bad I am at French embarrasses me

Yeah but you're fluent in Russian pretty fucking amazing

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm so bummed I can score B2 in French and still have no idea what French people are saying. I SHOULD be able to read essays and comment on them.

They don't teach us Quebecois in school - it's an archaic form of French that doesn't take into account the special retardation of our francophone brothers.

 

[guest]

They don't teach us Quebecois in school - it's an archaic form of French that doesn't take into account the special retardation of our francophone brothers.

Most of the French I heard growing up was Parisian

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You can only truly learn Quebecois if your mom drinks red wine while your dad punches her in the tummy for the entire 9 month hatching cycle

 

[Turk February]

They don't teach us Quebecois in school - it's an archaic form of French that doesn't take into account the special retardation of our francophone brothers.

Jai pas las vie quest trop facile

most of the stuff I know is song lyrics

 

[gassers]

I can only speak it because you're basically forced to when you're from Québec

well, I've had probably more French education in Russian than French, and I'm fluent in Russian, I never even formally studied Korean, I can read it, how bad I am at French embarrasses me

i have this laying around in my cupboard for ages now.

 

[guest]

i have this laying around in my cupboard for ages now.

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That last bullet point almost seems like the book is threatening you.

You better learn to learn French, motherfucker.

 

[guest]

You can only truly learn Quebecois if your mom drinks red wine while your dad punches her in the tummy for the entire 9 month hatching cycle

He's got a point

 

[guest]

'Eh, gotta shmoke?
Ever had a bad run in with an injun? I'm too lazy to type the long stories, but I threw an inflatable ball at an injuns head at an in-door swimming place once, he caught me (was hoping I could nail the side of his head and he wouldnt perceive the direction, but I laughed out loud when it hit him) and just looked at me and went "I want to skin you like a dog"

The drunk guy that killed the beaver on the tree was an Indian lol

 

[Turk February]

I wrote a song about my love of Quebec once and had my exwife sing it

 

[guest]

I wrote a song about my love of Quebec once and had my exwife sing it
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Certified hood classic

 

[PickleRickle]

The drunk guy that killed the beaver on the tree was an Indian lol

LOL

 

[Turk February]

One time a woman at a McDonalds in Gatineau just walked up to me and went "English or French" "Can I have a bite of your sandwich" her face looked like she had leperosy

 

[guest]

One time a woman at a McDonalds in Gatineau just walked up to me and went "English or French" "Can I have a bite of your sandwich" her face looked like she had leperosy

Canadian homeless people/ drunks/ druggies/ Indians/ crazy people are so much scarier than their American counterparts.

 

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[Turk February]

Canadian homeless people/ drunks/ druggies/ Indians/ crazy people are so much scarier than their American counterparts.

Americans have this stereotype that we are a nice polite people, but its a fake politeness. A Southern Ontarian and a New Yorker are not just an even match, in a fight I'm taking someone from Hamilton.