CANADIAN HATE THREAD

[DMAN]

Something's "off" about Canadians. They're goofy, dramatical, crazy, "unreal" people... and that's coming from an American. South Park pegged Canadians correctly. Canuckers pretend to like banter but if you try to give them a little jovial tease they flip out.

"Just some french fries for me, please. Ooh do you have any GRAVY? I want gravy with MY fries... But I don't have the strength to lift each fry to dip them in gravy.... So please pour gravy OVER TOP the fries. Oh, do you have any cheese?" POO TEEN??? You all eat like pregnant women, because your waters polluted with birth control and your President is Rachel Maddow.

You Canadians like your side dishes, don'tcha? The UN and the globalists have mind-controlled little Canadians into thinking 1 box of Kraft mac and cheese is a complete dinner. Canadians are known for scoffing at American food and the U.S. version of Kraft mac and cheese. Hey dummies: Ever heard of a burger? How about some steak? Maybe even a little fish? Not to be a nigger, but some chicken at least? No, your country is known for eating exactly 1 box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, nothing more, nothing less. Not even any bread. But it gets worse... Some of them drizzle ketchup on it... Canada is Condiment and Side Dish heaven. No Entrees.

Hey, We don't mean to interrupt your whole country, but how about celebrating Thanksgiving WITH US, or -- Don't at all; change the name of yours to something else and stop with this Little Brother copycat shit. What kind of a way to run a country is this? In any true society, Canada would face Cease & Desist threats and even intellectual property lawsuits for literally stealing the name of our holiday. Don't think China isn't next on the docket for their little New Years a month later stunt...

Degrassi is the one reason why The DMAN doesn't slap every Canadian he ever sees.

@Dummy Gaynuts @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Turk February @PickleRickle @Child.. @NoBacon

You're all on notice.

 

[johnnynoname]

i wish Judge David Souter was Canadian so I could respond with, "Oh, Not Souter"

 

[Turk February]

This is an extremely racist post. I'm guessing as many black men in America the @DMAN is simply on crack cocaine and made an error in judgement so I will forgive it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

i wish Judge David Souter was Canadian so I could respond with, "Oh, Not Souter"

What does the Souter say about his power level.

 

[musTARD]

Something's "off" about Canadians. They're goofy, dramatical, crazy, "unreal" people... and that's coming from an American. South Park pegged Canadians correctly. Canuckers pretend to like banter but if you try to give them a little jovial tease they flip out.

"Just some french fries for me, please. Ooh do you have any GRAVY? I want gravy with MY fries... But I don't have the strength to lift each fry to dip them in gravy.... So please pour gravy OVER TOP the fries. Oh, do you have any cheese?" POO TEEN??? You all eat like pregnant women, because your waters polluted with birth control and your President is Rachel Maddow.

You Canadians like your side dishes, don'tcha? The UN and the globalists have mind-controlled little Canadians into thinking 1 box of Kraft mac and cheese is a complete dinner. Canadians are known for scoffing at American food and the U.S. version of Kraft mac and cheese. Hey dummies: Ever heard of a burger? How about some steak? Maybe even a little fish? Not to be a nigger, but some chicken at least? No, your country is known for eating exactly 1 box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, nothing more, nothing less. Not even any bread. But it gets worse... Some of them drizzle ketchup on it... Canada is Condiment and Side Dish heaven. No Entrees.

Hey, We don't mean to interrupt your whole country, but how about celebrating Thanksgiving WITH US, or -- Don't at all; change the name of yours to something else and stop with this Little Brother copycat shit. What kind of a way to run a country is this? In any true society, Canada would face Cease & Desist threats and even intellectual property lawsuits for literally stealing the name of our holiday. Don't think China isn't next on the docket for their little New Years a month later stunt...

Degrassi is the one reason why The DMAN doesn't slap every Canadian he ever sees.

@Dummy Gaynuts @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Turk February @PickleRickle @Child.. @NoBacon

You're all on notice.

@Turry Precision ™®© is missing

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

 

[Toast]

Fuck your geese. Why the fuck are they a protected species? Niggas are everywhere.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck your geese. Why the fuck are they a protected species? Niggas are everywhere.

So in the Kdub they literally sell goose related merch because there's so many of them attacking people. They kind of became an unofficial mascot of the cities.

 

[PickleRickle]

Something's "off" about Canadians. They're goofy, dramatical, crazy, "unreal" people... and that's coming from an American. South Park pegged Canadians correctly. Canuckers pretend to like banter but if you try to give them a little jovial tease they flip out.

"Just some french fries for me, please. Ooh do you have any GRAVY? I want gravy with MY fries... But I don't have the strength to lift each fry to dip them in gravy.... So please pour gravy OVER TOP the fries. Oh, do you have any cheese?" POO TEEN??? You all eat like pregnant women, because your waters polluted with birth control and your President is Rachel Maddow.

You Canadians like your side dishes, don'tcha? The UN and the globalists have mind-controlled little Canadians into thinking 1 box of Kraft mac and cheese is a complete dinner. Canadians are known for scoffing at American food and the U.S. version of Kraft mac and cheese. Hey dummies: Ever heard of a burger? How about some steak? Maybe even a little fish? Not to be a nigger, but some chicken at least? No, your country is known for eating exactly 1 box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, nothing more, nothing less. Not even any bread. But it gets worse... Some of them drizzle ketchup on it... Canada is Condiment and Side Dish heaven. No Entrees.

Hey, We don't mean to interrupt your whole country, but how about celebrating Thanksgiving WITH US, or -- Don't at all; change the name of yours to something else and stop with this Little Brother copycat shit. What kind of a way to run a country is this? In any true society, Canada would face Cease & Desist threats and even intellectual property lawsuits for literally stealing the name of our holiday. Don't think China isn't next on the docket for their little New Years a month later stunt...

Degrassi is the one reason why The DMAN doesn't slap every Canadian he ever sees.

@Dummy Gaynuts @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Turk February @PickleRickle @Child.. @NoBacon

You're all on notice.

At least i'm finally being recognized as a Canadian around here, not that I should be proud of that or anything. Yeah, Canadian's are soulless American's. It hurts, brother. The only thing we have going for us up here is poutine and you just shit down our throats for it in the second paragraph.

ANYONE that puts ketchup on mac and cheese is a subhuman. I will die on that hill.

 

[Turk February]

At least i'm finally being recognized as a Canadian around here, not that I should be proud of that or anything. Yeah, Canadian's are soulless American's. It hurts, brother. The only thing we have going for us up here is poutine and you just shit down our throats for it in the second paragraph.

ANYONE that puts ketchup on mac and cheese is a subhuman. I will die on that hill.

Don't give them the respect of calling it Mac and Cheese. You know it's true name.

 

[Toast]

Is Kdub slang for the place you do the gay sex?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

At least i'm finally being recognized as a Canadian around here, not that I should be proud of that or anything. Yeah, Canadian's are soulless American's. It hurts, brother. The only thing we have going for us up here is poutine and you just shit down our throats for it in the second paragraph.

ANYONE that puts ketchup on mac and cheese is a subhuman. I will die on that hill.

Eating KD at all is animalistic behaviour. Presidents Choice white cheddar - no milk just two tbsp of butter. That shit goes hard.

 

[PickleRickle]

Eating KD at all is animalistic behaviour. Presidents Choice white cheddar - no milk just two tbsp of butter. That shit goes hard.

This guy fuckin' knows.

 

[Jenna]

I don't really pick on the Canadiens because I do like most of them, but I do know the one thing to say that really really pisses them off. Well, 90% of them at least.

 

[Turk February]

Eating KD at all is animalistic behaviour. Presidents Choice white cheddar - no milk just two tbsp of butter. That shit goes hard.

This is a little gross. Instead of milk I splash my neighbors vegetable oil in. Not a lot. But enough that I'm ashamed of it.

 

[BUBBLER]

The only reason every thread in off topic is ever ruined is because of Canadians

Nice Salmon bones, stupid. Stick to Wyyz forum

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

This is a little gross. Instead of milk I splash my neighbors vegetable oil in. Not a lot. But enough that I'm ashamed of it.

Sometimes I think you couldn't go any lower and then you find something else. You're probably talking about KD, too.

PCWC or fuck right off, bud.

 

[Turk February]

Sometimes I think you couldn't go any lower and then you find something else. You're probably talking about KD, too.

PCWC or fuck right off, bud.

I thought PC was exclusive to Ontario. But I get Kraft.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I thought PC was exclusive to Ontario. But I get Kraft.

I'd like to Kraft a plan to light your beard on fire.

 

[Turk February]

I'd like to Kraft a plan to light your beard on fire.

Jokes on you my beard is covered in spit. It would take like 5 minutes to ignite.