Can you niggas help me out with dating?

[Smeckler's Powder]

What city you in?

Wherever you are +1 for no movies. Go to a concert, even a local band thing or something. Fuck them in your car on the roof of a parking garage. And just ask them questions about themselves over and over

 

[Stent]

Jerk off right before you meet up with her. It'll show your dominance to the entire coffee shop.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Just a word of advice, if a woman says she doesnt want to have sex with you, that's not an invite to rape her.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Dating advice? What are you? Five?

 

[johnnynoname]

"dating".....as in that thing from the Sci Fi movies?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Coffee or drinks, stupid, never a movie or dinner.

Movie has already been explained and why waste money on dinner for a first date when it's a probability you'll never see her again...especially if you post on this forum

 

[HH Brother]

"dating".....as in that thing from the Sci Fi movies?

I can see the confusion when you're a rapist, funster.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Hey @Duxbury Dave -- Could you get l0De back on the podcast to do another segment on online dating? It was really cool getting to hear two seasoned cocksmen talk shop and would probably be helpful for OP

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I wonder if anyone has actually done this before.

Chappelle did it in a sketch, but its been around a lot longer probably the 50's especially with drive ins

 

[Treat Yourself]

Incel but not stuck in dating app limbo. Last time I installed tinder there were 9 women for the whole town. Lol.

Never looked at the app again.

I can relate. In my town it was nothing but "dog moms" or cunty women who were proud of how annoying they were. How is that supposed to make me like you? This shit makes me envy the gays.
Oh well, more time for my creative projects I guess.

 

[guest]

So I might go on a movie date this weekend. Let's say it's the first date. When you're watching the movie, do you put your arm around the chick? Do you wait for her to cuddle you? How does this work?

What are some other good inexpensive date ideas besides dining in a restaurant?

First dates for me are honestly usually walking dates. You get to talking to each other better. Most likely to hold hands. As long as you kn on w you’re way around you can sound sophisticated. Just be curious and ask her things while throwing it back to herself.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

First date never go to movie because then you're in a lose lose situation like that.

For cheap dates there's this adult arcade I go to with like air hockey, arcade machines, basketball hoops etc. It's fun, cheap, memorable, and if the chick is a bore or ugly I can just play frogger by myself. Sniff.

Solid advice actually. Mini golf isn’t a bad idea either. Possibly bowling. Something activity oriented.

 

[guest]

Mini golf, pool, bowling so you can stare at her ass constantly, Dave and busters. Yeah agree, something physical

 

[guest]

I went on a date with a chick who looked like Christina Ricci. She did her hair like Wednesday Addams for the date. She never messaged me afterwards. ANYONE can do it!

I have a co worker who looks like her. We went on a business trip together and I was calling her that the whole time and she'd giggle.

The last night we got drunk and slept together then she called her boyfriend crying about it like an hour after. PfG night tbpfhwy

 

[guest]

Hey @Duxbury Dave -- Could you get l0De back on the podcast to do another segment on online dating? It was really cool getting to hear two seasoned cocksmen talk shop and would probably be helpful for OP

L0de was such a pussy slayer and not a dork. "I don't believe in God." Ok dude, edgy.

 

[BootyJuice]

I have a co worker who looks like her. We went on a business trip together and I was calling her that the whole time and she'd giggle.

The last night we got drunk and slept together then she called her boyfriend crying about it like an hour after. PfG night tbpfhwy

Fawkkkin bruuudhall.
Her bf gonna kick your ass brothaman?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

something physical

 

[RaggotFetard]

It’s a tough one man. I’ve been out of the game for so long that the idea of meeting some ran through cunt on a dating app disgusts me.

They can be pretty fun, man. I fucked 18 chicks off the apps in 2020.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

They can be pretty fun, man. I fucked 18 chicks off the apps in 2020.

Nice work. You wrap it every time or nah?