Can you niggas help me out with dating?

[guest]

So I might go on a movie date this weekend. Let's say it's the first date. When you're watching the movie, do you put your arm around the chick? Do you wait for her to cuddle you? How does this work?

What are some other good inexpensive date ideas besides dining in a restaurant?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You put your dick in her, dummy

 

[guest]

First date never go to movie because then you're in a lose lose situation like that.

For cheap dates there's this adult arcade I go to with like air hockey, arcade machines, basketball hoops etc. It's fun, cheap, memorable, and if the chick is a bore or ugly I can just play frogger by myself. Sniff.

 

[Cuphead]

This is the gayest thing anyone has ever posted here

 

[guest]

and if the chick is a bore or ugly I can just play frogger by myself. Sniff.

Nice date, stupid!

 

[guest]

Nice date, stupid!

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If I lose the high score that's it for me.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

It’s a tough one man. I’ve been out of the game for so long that the idea of meeting some ran through cunt on a dating app disgusts me.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I would just do it if it seems like she's enjoying you. If she realizes you're a self-conscious pussy it's over johnny. I also wouldn't choose a movie for a first date though.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I assume that by "arm" you mean "penis", and by "around" you mean "on". If I'm reading it right. Women like an assertive, take-charge guy. You need to know how cock-starved she is right away, otherwise you won't be able to emotionally destroy her later. And without that, there's no future there.

 

[HH Brother]

Buy five sinks, and you can sink your 5 in her cooley, funster.

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[Brooke Shields]

If you're worried about awkwardly putting your arm around her then I have this neat trick

You ask her, "Do you wanna play the shoulder counting game?" and when she asks what that is you start with your shoulders and at number 4 you should have your arm all the way around her, if she giggles that means she still likes you.

Now, even after they giggle from that, I haven't had any success with moving onto the pussy counting game

 

[guest]

Just buy her a vacuum you fucking idiot.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

If you're worried about awkwardly putting your arm around her then I have this neat trick

You ask her, "Do you wanna play the shoulder counting game?" and when she asks what that is you start with your shoulders and at number 4 you should have your arm all the way around her, if she giggles that means she still likes you.

Now, even after they giggle from that, I haven't had any success with moving onto the pussy counting game

In your case, there's two.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The popcorn trick is called for, cut hole in the bottom of the bucket and stick your dick through it when she goes to get some popcorn she has you by the cock,

 

[Duxbury Dave]

First date never go to movie because then you're in a lose lose situation like that.

For cheap dates there's this adult arcade I go to with like air hockey, arcade machines, basketball hoops etc. It's fun, cheap, memorable, and if the chick is a bore or ugly I can just play frogger by myself. Sniff.

Holy shit, I'm gonna agree with Dougie. Movie date for date #1 is a no fly zone Maverick. Gotta talk to the bitch not sit in silence for two hours.

 

[guest]

Holy shit, I'm gonna agree with Dougie.

No, you're not.

I changed my mind, movie is a great idea.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The popcorn trick is called for, cut hole in the bottom of the bucket and stick your dick through it when she goes to get some popcorn she has you by the cock,

The trick is to use plenty of butter.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

This is the gayest thing anyone has ever posted here

There is a car crash button for that. Utilize it next time.

 

[guest]

The popcorn trick is called for, cut hole in the bottom of the bucket and stick your dick through it when she goes to get some popcorn she has you by the cock,

I wonder if anyone has actually done this before.

 

[Jenna]

So I might go on a movie date this weekend. Let's say it's the first date. When you're watching the movie, do you put your arm around the chick? Do you wait for her to cuddle you? How does this work?

What are some other good inexpensive date ideas besides dining in a restaurant?

Movie date, easy. Put your arm around her shoulder.

Look her in the eyes after making that move, ask "ok?". If she's good you good, if she's weird whisper in her ear that you want her to feel safe and comfortable. Then watch the movie, hold hands but drive her crazy by just watching the movie.