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Bumping into celebrities

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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I was in Times Square with my mom around 2002. She swore up and down that she saw Reuben Studdard (American Idol was yuuge at the time), but to this day I dont believe her. It was definitely just some random obese nigger. Couldve even been Patrice
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Dennyislife

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Prince Phillip used to ride his horse and cart where I go running.

Nice one with your shitty club comics though guys
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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Ever had chance encounters with one?

I was getting fitted for my prom suit it this formal wear store at the mall and literally, the next booth over was Russel Peters, the curry comedian, also trying on a suit. We had some good banter, he even threw in some 'dont roofie her now' type ribbing...good guy.
I've only seen local news people. My sister waited on James Brown back in the day and got his autograph. She said he was really cool
 

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
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met joe derosa once, i always found him pretty funny but i know a lot of you guys don't. anyway, got the picture, chatted shit and whatnot but i eventually say "..loved you on opie and anthony, especially when patrice o'n-" he stops me, "that fucking nigger?! black people are kinda gross, and when i say kinda, i mean, big time!" he looks at my (m)gf at the time trying to get her to agree, she crosses her head and he shouts "well fuck you then, and the kikes that have brainwashed you!"
he took his kebab and left without paying.
also met some footballers but that's pretty boring.
 
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