Bumping into celebrities

[guest]

Ever had chance encounters with one?

I was getting fitted for my prom suit it this formal wear store at the mall and literally, the next booth over was Russel Peters, the curry comedian, also trying on a suit. We had some good banter, he even threw in some 'dont roofie her now' type ribbing...good guy.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I saw Kelsey Grammer in a Starbucks off the NY Thruway. He had biker gear on and looked disgruntled. I didn't acknowledge him or say anything. Oh good lord!

 

[Opesterino]

I met Virgil a long long time ago. He was still in WWF at time time and I was a young brat but he was as cool as could be.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I met Jeter one time and the scccccccuumbag motherfucked me.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

I had a job that required me to deal with a lot of celebrities. The nicest ones were Cliff from Cheers and Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell. Jim Carrey could be the nicest guy you ever met one day and then be a raving lunatic the next day. Meeting Kapowski was awkward because I jacked it to her countless times.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I met Metallica (with Dave Mustaine) way back when they were total nobodies. Also members of Anthrax and Venom. I got pretty close to Andre The Giant and Sgt. Slaughter at a wrestling show at my high school, they were in Andre's big custom van drinking beer with the doors open. They were cool but lost patience quickly. I also one shared an elevator ride with Lindsay Lohan's mother and she was pretty friendly.

I used to have a horrible lawn care job and one of my customers was the guy who played the "jerk store" guy in that episode of Seinfeld. He was a real dick, too. Short guy complex. I serviced a house next door to one of the Wu-Tang guys too, I was working with some wigger faggot that day and he was freaking out because they were outside shooting baskets but I didn't know who was who, as they all look alike from a distance.

 

[guest]

I had a job that required me to deal with a lot of celebrities. The nicest ones were Cliff from Cheers and Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell. Jim Carrey could be the nicest guy you ever met one day and then be a raving lunatic the next day. Meeting Kapowski was awkward because I jacked it to her countless times.

What did you do?

 

[Meownaw]

I read that as burping into celebrities and I was going to say a guy that's been doing radio since he was fawkin 18.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

What did you do?

Resort hotel manager

 

[RobertMewler]

I met Jeter one time and the scccccccuumbag motherfucked me.

I met Jeter (sat at his dinner table with him and a few other people) and yes, he was a total dick.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Bumped into? Like, was I in a bathroom with Mike Tyson and an 8-ball? I Suppose. Did Noel Gallagher kiss my hand? Indeed. Did I kick it at a topless pool and then go to a concert with Chuck Liddell? I guess. Did Wee Man introduce me at a concert? Apparently. Could I go on obnoxiously like Robert Evans like this for awhile? You better believe it.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I was the guy who kissed John Travolta on the plane steps.

 

[Zombie247]

I met Billy Connolly. Genuine nice guy. Very cool to his fans.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Met deaf fucktard Lou Ferrigno. Guy is actually an obnoxious cocksucker that thinks the sun shines out of his ass. Fuckin deaf fucktard.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I apparently met Mary Stuart Masterson when I was a cashier at a grocery store in high school. I didn't know who she was until my supervisor started yelling, "OH MY GOD! FRIED GREEN TOMATOES! FRIED GREEN TOMATOES!". I felt bad cause she seemed kinda pissed that she couldn't just buy whatever she was getting and just leave. My supervisor was also going nuts, wanting her autograph and a picture with her.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I once saw Garry Glitter out jogging, which was pretty cool.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

I meet Tim Kurkjian during induction weekend at the Hall of Fame. He is a very nice man. We both went to Maryland, so I had that as an ice breaker.

I meet Bob Dole at a Lincoln Day dinner when in college. He was really nice to the students that were volunteering to check guests in at the event.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Met deaf fucktard Lou Ferrigno. Guy is actually an obnoxious cocksucker that thinks the sun shines out of his ass. Fuckin deaf fucktard.

I just hurt my own ribs imagining how funny it would sound if Lou Ferrigno was deafly throwing a primadonna tantrum about how his Fresca isn't at the right temperature

 

[chocolatehellhole]

interned at a recording studio in nyc out of high school and got eviscerated by u-god from wu tang clan who thought i was listening in on his phone calls he was making on our phone system

 

[guest]

I bumped into Magic Johnson at a casino 20 years ago and shook his hand for some reason.