No? No balls? Must be tough
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What will it take to get you to hospital? I don't feel confident to send you detox meds 'cus you'd drink on top & die, I can't be part of that... so what is it gonna take to get you to hospital?
EDIT: also, in the meantime I hope you're taking Thiamine & some rehydration electrolytes, otherwise you're on a path to permanent brain damage... I'm not fucking around when I say I can see you're almost there.
Last year I was smoking heroin & crack, as well as taking benzos & Pregabalin, now I just have the occasional drink but even that's reduced to non-daily.
Anyone can do it.
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What would you do if I knocked on your door and handed you some heroin for free?
The strange thing about Turk is the sharpness of the fall...as recent as 2019, he was surrounded by people and an environment like this (his colleagues/faculty):
Wha happen?
A: The lockdowns + ex figuring him out and dumping him
Its sad really...
tbh, I'd take it but save it for in case I ever get the flu... it is about the only worthwhile remedy
The strange thing about Turk is the sharpness of the fall...as recent as 2019, he was surrounded by people and an environment like this (his colleagues/faculty):
Wha happen?
A: The lockdowns + ex figuring him out and dumping him
Its sad really...
Wouldnt surprise me if you're in the same fate as Turk, just too slimey to even accidentally show vulnerability. Just die and end it, the life in your realm isn't gonna get anybetter, only much worse...so better to just check out on your own timeline, since you're so in control, lol.
Depressedster.
What one is Turk? The third from the right?The strange thing about Turk is the sharpness of the fall...as recent as 2019, he was surrounded by people and an environment like this (his colleagues/faculty):
Wha happen?
A: The lockdowns + ex figuring him out and dumping him
Its sad really...
LOL he's not in the pic but that's from his graduating class...4th from right = sexy Niki.
She got horse gums. I'd cum on her toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it.
Turk is both more diseased AND sickly looking than those people. Busch Lite is a motherfucker
You’re not worth the expenses. The Canadian taxpayer is already taking care of it anyways.
Well, when the smell in the building becomes too extreme and they finally break down the door to remove his corpse, maybe they’ll cash in on all the aluminum cans to offset the expense.
Rio Tinto puts a bid on Busch Mountain...the Nigerians get kicked out, and an Aluminium refinery plant moves in.
Everytime Turk is in the kitchen, he is sharing it with miners on break from refining his Busch cans. Covered in soot, dirt, many mining deaths...a union to protect them is renting the third room.
City of Hamilton has a mini-economic boom from all the Busch-mountain miners spending cash in town.
The strange thing about Turk is the sharpness of the fall...as recent as 2019, he was surrounded by people and an environment like this (his colleagues/faculty):
Wha happen?
A: The lockdowns + ex figuring him out and dumping him
Its sad really...
You have no masters.
Larping fraud. I exposed you.
I do
No you don't. You only got your bachelors in 2022.
Lying about being married and educated is sad.
And we all know it hurts your ego.
I just win, Liban. I just do.