Brothermen you are rooting for to get their lives together?

[Imager]

My life is decent (I'm not even mentioned in this thread) and I'm nowhere near as funny as I used to be, especially here.

But I'm lightning quick in real life conversations. I was with some friends recently and a guy jokingly said something about how his wife complains that his big dick makes her pussy hurt when he's fucking her and he has to tell her to just get over it.

Without hesitation I said, "My wife never says that to me," in the most deadpan way possible.

I'm in real trouble when I get older and lose some of my marbles because I'll likely still be fast, but will say 'nigger' at highly inappropriate times. I can't wait.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Do brothermen who get better get less funny?

My life is in shambles and I'm one of the least funny posters there is.

 

[Africa.com]

My life is decent (I'm not even mentioned in this thread) and I'm nowhere near as funny as I used to be, especially here.

But I'm lightning quick in real life conversations. I was with some friends recently and a guy jokingly said something about how his wife complains that his big dick makes her pussy hurt when he's fucking her and he has to tell her to just get over it.

Without hesitation I said, "My wife never says that to me," in the most deadpan way possible.

I'm in real trouble when I get older and lose some of my marbles because I'll likely still be fast, but will say 'nigger' at highly inappropriate times. I can't wait.

You gotta drop a nigger IRL every once in a while.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

My life is decent (I'm not even mentioned in this thread) and I'm nowhere near as funny as I used to be, especially here.

But I'm lightning quick in real life conversations. I was with some friends recently and a guy jokingly said something about how his wife complains that his big dick makes her pussy hurt when he's fucking her and he has to tell her to just get over it.

Without hesitation I said, "My wife never says that to me," in the most deadpan way possible.

I'm in real trouble when I get older and lose some of my marbles because I'll likely still be fast, but will say 'nigger' at highly inappropriate times. I can't wait.

I had one recently where some guy at the bar said "My parents had 2 rules growing up - " and before he could finish I said "Don't ask, don't tell".

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You gotta drop a nigger IRL every once in a while.

My social skills aren't high enough to say nigger IRL. The raw phonetics fall apart in my mouth even when the feeling is real.

 

[More Worser]

@LockedHDD__Pot has got to get his shit under control
@More Worser needs some individually placed follicles
Nigger Jim needs to retain that semen for just a few more months

You forgot that @Stochastic Terryist needs some balls

 

[More Worser]

I want @gassers to get laid.

Leave it alone.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I had one recently where some guy at the bar said "My parents had 2 rules growing up - " and before he could finish I said "Don't ask, don't tell".

Just today I was grabbing a beer at a bar and the bartender clumsily poured too much foam on top and she apologized so without missing a beat I replied, “it’s okay, I like a lot of head” and the whole bar exploded with laughter.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I had one recently where some guy at the bar said "My parents had 2 rules growing up - " and before he could finish I said "Don't ask, don't tell".

*pounds console*

 

[guest]

Hoping he's less of a coprophile due to me @chocolatehellhole

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I am hoping Ant's heart problems and Opie wishing him well several times leads to them reconciling enough to do a show together again. Ant won't respond to him though

 

[Harry Tasker]

Personally I hope @Turk February gets beyond his alcoholism. Funny guy, doesn’t seem to be misanthropic.

What are some of them other brothermen we want to see succeed?

Edit: If you say all brothermen you get a crash

18 months ago people were rooting for Turk to succeed. And all he’s done is build the Busch Mountain higher.

 

[Harry Tasker]

@Turk February where could your life be now if you had made a change then?

You can still do it now.

 

[Angel Martin]

Leave it alone.

Lol member @More Worser?


Hahahaha I disappeared him like 1997 Toyota Tacoma.

 

[Harry Tasker]

Lol member @More Worser?


Hahahaha I disappeared him like 1997 Toyota Tacoma.

Just so you know, @Professor Rape Is claiming in da chats that HE ran off more worser

 

[Angel Martin]

Just so you know, @Professor Rape Is claiming in da chats that HE ran off more worser

Just so ya know, me and Dougie are the same person.

We're separate and together.




Double faggots, sockcuckahz

 

[Turk February]

18 months ago people were rooting for Turk to succeed. And all he’s done is build the Busch Mountain higher.

Have you seen a more impressive mountain inside a single room apartment though? I kind of win.

 

[Turk February]

18 months ago people were rooting for Turk to succeed. And all he’s done is build the Busch Mountain higher.

I kind of want to see Vietnam. And the money out there is really good. Just don't know about the weather.

 

[Turk February]

(I think I responded to the wrong post)

 

[Kinderman]

18 months ago people were rooting for Turk to succeed. And all he’s done is build the Busch Mountain higher.

“People” that was your thread, nigger