The fact tht shes so over his shit as shes driving bumps her up a notch in my book. Shes now a 2/10
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Brother Joe / Joseph Cumia: Truce?
- Thread starter Torque’sHeadBump
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Accutane isn't even that expensive and doesn't fuck up girls hormonally as it does to guys (you get bitch tits that you need gyno surgery for), so there is no excuse, the benefits to her QOL greatly outweigh the downsides. What I'm getting at is Joe is a nigger and poor excuse for a father.
I had it on my forehead because I had a greasy Beatles mop top from 10-26.
It is extremely annoying but was totally my own fault. I still grow it out in my 30s occasionally but make damn sure it’s clean and doesn’t irritate my skin.
Also Joe is a pedophile.
I used to get zits on my chin from the strap on my football helmet but they weren't bad enough to leave scars. I was still super self conscious about it.
It can have some pretty serious side effects (psychiatric, not being able to go in the sun) but for the cumia family the biggest one is making the birth control pill not work. That could be problematic when uncle ant comes over to cash in his investment
Shes a dreamboat
Happy birthday, Layla brother. Joe has been wearing the same shirt for a few days.
Billy Joel in the background is looking over at their table like "shut the fuck up." I bet Joe did the knife clinking on the glass thing and stood up and made a 10 minute "happy birthday" speech that was 30 seconds of "happy birthday to my daughter," 30 seconds of Godfather references, 5 minutes on how he founded the Opie and Anthony shock jock radio program and another 4 minutes of how the Brandon Administration LIED to you.Happy birthday, Layla brother. Joe has been wearing the same shirt for a few days.
LAYLA IN DISTRESS
Poor girl. A shoddily thrown together strawberry shortcake on wrinkled linen. Joe should know she's at the age where she feels like shit about everything, but he's gonna take a picture and post it for his boomer friends... on her Facebook page because he's banned from his other one.
Joe probably was bragging to her the whole trip up there. "Bet your friends at school just got to stay home or go visit family, while you get to go to the BORGATA."
That's what a teenage girl wants to see, a bunch of chain-smoking deadbeat dads spending their kid's Christmas gift money while leathery, buzzard-faced women drink diet coke and hack up a lung.
Joe probably was bragging to her the whole trip up there. "Bet your friends at school just got to stay home or go visit family, while you get to go to the BORGATA."
That's what a teenage girl wants to see, a bunch of chain-smoking deadbeat dads spending their kid's Christmas gift money while leathery, buzzard-faced women drink diet coke and hack up a lung.
How kind of you tobthink joe has 10 minutes if material.
A lot of the time is taken up by "so, so, so, so, so, so," and "uuuhhhhhhhhhhhh"
SO SO SO SO SO SO you're saying my AMERICAN DAUGHTERS birthday isn't important enough TO TELL YOU HOW SCHMOE LIEDEN is stealing our DNA with vaccines!?!