Im not sure why, but I find myself actually feeling sympathy for the Cow. Should we all send him a happy holidays message and wish him well as he enjoys the new year with his GF (who squirts) and his kid?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Brother Joe / Joseph Cumia: Truce?
- Thread starter Torque’sHeadBump
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Nah, fuck this post. BABY BRO got Joe a weekend in Atlantic City as a consolation prize.
I miss him.
Poor girl. Has the same shotgun face as her aunt, brother.
She’s getting more and more cow-like each year
She has that same black nose as him developing, brother.
I feel bad for her though. She shows visible disgust of her father in every selfie.
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Jesus Christ it's like the Cumias are cursed by horrific scarring acne. Poor girl
I love Carol's look of utter disgust. "Really Joe? Another fucking selfie?"
And they're still not married, right brother? I only remember them engaged.
She's not wife material
Nice trip for a kid, Moo. The Borgota. It is located down by the marina away from the boardwalk with absolutely nothing to do outside of the casino. He must have coaxed some COMP’D rooms out of Nana’s player card account.
Joe's wearing his STOLEN VALOR hat
Atlantic City is a total fucking shithole. It makes Camden, NJ look quaint and folksy. This bum just got back from a cruise and is so uncomfortable in his own skin that he just can’t stay in Port Jeff, get shit done at home, spend quality time with his kid, and maybe even bring in $50/week by doing a few gigs. Nope, he has to run to a dystopian hellhole to gamble away money that isn’t even his.
What a sad, pathetic existence.
What a sad, pathetic existence.
I feel genuinely bad for his pizza-faced daughter. I'm thinking about the kids who had acne like that in high school. It's super noticeable, it's gross because they have oozing sores on their face and it looks painful. You know she hears kids making fun of her. On top of all that, she's going to have obvious scars all over her face for the rest of her life.
I wonder if Warren is gonna get it too. Probably not, because it seems like Dawn has her shit together enough to have her kid wash his face regularly.
I wonder if Warren is gonna get it too. Probably not, because it seems like Dawn has her shit together enough to have her kid wash his face regularly.