Bro Joe’s greatest hits

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I’m a relative newcomer to Joe, who equal parts depresses me and cracks me up. What would you veteran Joeposters say have been the highlights of his poor decision to court the limelight? I know about People’s Court but I know there’s gotta be more out there.

ETA: In the comments on the PC appearance, someone notes that the whole episode is archived here. Is that still the case all these years later?

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

The "Hey guys Mom's dating a nigger, why I bet all you cool kids over here would sure like to teach that guy a lesson!" false flag incident on Reddit has gotta be a top 3.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The "Hey guys Mom's dating a nigger, why I bet all you cool kids over here would sure like to teach that guy a lesson!" false flag incident on Reddit has gotta be a top 3.

Lmfao yes I’ve seen that, thank God. I shudder to think that I could have died without ever experiencing that hilarity.

When and how did he start boasting about Carol Orbach being a squirter?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The time Joe interacted with a one-legged war veteran motorcyclist, or the time Joe rescued a fallen American flag from traffic, or the time a Nigerian home health aide came to Joe's door and asked Joe to help him move a hugely obese patient. My favorite Joe stories are the ones that obviously never happened.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

the time a Nigerian home health aide came to Joe's door and asked Joe to help him move a hugely obese patient

Holy shit I need details. Please.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Welcome to the fold, brotherman. Dive deep into the bovine sized rabbit hole, and enjoy the hilarity.

I myself love when Joe went on reddit as some 16 year old asking for the brothermen to attack some black guy on facebook.
Claim the guy was beating his mother and goofy shit like that.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Holy shit I need details. Please.

This was a while ago, back on the old sub. Joe posted one of his long-winded Facebook rants, and claimed a neighbor's Nigerian home health aide came to his door and asked Joe if he'd help him move a grossly obese patient. He really just wanted to babble about Obamacare, Nigerians and the grossly obese, as it was obviously another one of his ridiculous fanciful tales.

Ctrl+alt+delete was another good one, when Joe carried on like he'd just discovered the top secret Windows Task Manager, after spending a few hundred bucks on Geek Squad. I really enjoy Joe's whimsical world of make-believe and stupidity.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

A few highlights of many for me are:

When he tried doing a gofund me for his own podcast and he raised a measly 200.00. His own brother didn’t even offer him a spot on Compound Media or contribute.

When he shit talked Anthony under an alt.

The Joseph Lane is another classic.

More recently; when someone posted a pic and FB post of him on his motorcycle on r/iamabadass and it made the front page of Reddit. Redditors who were unfamiliar with Bovine Joe thought it was a parody.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

 

[satanssockpuppet]

A few highlights of many for me are:

When he tried doing a gofund me for his own podcast and he raised a measly 200.00. His own brother didn’t even offer him a spot on Compound Media or contribute.

When he shit talked Anthony under an alt.

The Joseph Lane is another classic.

More recently; when someone posted a pic and FB post of him on his motorcycle on r/iamabadass and it made the front page of Reddit. Redditors who were unfamiliar with Bovine Joe thought it was a parody.

LOL all classics. As detestable, disgusting and grotesque as he is, there's something genuinely funny about his special brand of buffoonery. He's really consistent, too.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

The frying pan against his ex wife’s head was his greatest hit.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Besides what's already been mentioned - the IQ test, beating a polygraph, the rider for 2U, Barnes & Noble, Blue Oyster Cult, there's so much great cow content.

Have you watched the Beige Frequency docs?
The Brother Joe episode is at around 2hr13min but the whole series is great.


This too

 

[Fat little piggy]

When he said his mom was dead even though she was alive and Dawn had to correct him. Then after not visiting her for 5 years he trashed her politics in a Facebook post after she died. He also posted a photo of the kids playing with iPads at her wake.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He also posted a photo of the kids playing with iPads at her wake.

Lmfao this I have to see.

Oh and I just found out from the last video @JoshFromMichigan embedded that Joe and I share a birthday (though he’s 20+ years older). Maybe that’s why he tugs at my heartstrings. I just feel sorry for him being born so stupid.

 

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[satanssockpuppet]

https://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/nasa_peoples_court.mp4

And of course, there was this masterpiece.

 

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[AwfulManTitTankTop]

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This is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen from any iteration of this place.

Joe's IQ test bragging and subsequent breakdown by one of the boys from this place. I remember the breakdown also featured pirate Joe pictured above.

The video of Joe paying a parking ticket with a garbage bag of crumpled single dollar bills.

That fb post from Joe's ex lamenting Joe's inability to get Layla to school on time.

 

[guest]

Joe at Barnes&Noble and Joe trying to prove he is not a racist by posting two photos of him with black people.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

https://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/nasa_peoples_court.mp4

And of course, there was this masterpiece.

I saw that a few weeks ago and fucking lost it. I’d blow someone before, during and after Jacuzzi if they could link the full People’s Court episode.