Breaking piggie part 7835472

[DominusOdium]

Laughed until it hurt. Thank you, you beautiful stlaker child.

 

[Udders]

"You're deeper in the closet than Anne Frank."

Nice.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Tell him he's got micro p that's all this retard thinks about

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Triggered, a copypasta.

 

[Jenna]

Except for the 3 times he gives "you have been instructed..." copypasta, every other response the first sentence he types ends with ", stlaker." I'm not exactly breaking ground with this observation but you go through everything and he always needs to finish the sentence in his special boy way.

How much time would he save texting back "wrong" instead of "wrong again, stlaker"? It gets the same point across.

 

[HotDogJoe]

*responds 100 times* then spams “you’ve been instructed to stop contacting this number blahblahblah”

there are no words at this point. He is beyond insane.

 

[Meownaw]

*responds 100 times* then spams “you’ve been instructed to stop contacting this number blahblahblah”

there are no words at this point. He is beyond insane.

What about FAT

 

[FurBurger]

Is Jon's hog bigger than yours?

That's a stupid question; the odds against them both having a third forearm down there are astronomical.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

You saw his ass picture right? Pretty hot.

-I'm sure you think so stlaker.

He never misses an opportunity to attempt to slur someone with homophobia. Naht funny. Naht an ally.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Damn, I think I saw a vid of this guy on youtube. He was talking about making pepperoni out of African American children. Im pretty sure its the same guy.

 

[FurBurger]

You haven't seem Nikki's pussy since your fake wedding day.

I don't need to, stlaker.​

I mean, nobody needs to see that war-torn fart hole, but as you're her husband it's kind of expected.

 

[guest]

*responds 100 times* then spams “you’ve been instructed to stop contacting this number blahblahblah”

there are no words at this point. He is beyond insane.

That's exactly why his claims of "harassment" would never hold up in court (it's not a felony either by the way)

But when you engage back with the person texting you, you have forfeited your right legally of claiming you're harassed.

But then I wouldn't expect someone who owes all that money in legal fees to understand the law.

 

[Hudson]

"Texts with Fatrick" is my favorite thing on the interwebs.

We joke about it but Tubby is genuinely autistic. Anyone else wouldn't respond and block the number.

I'd love to see the look on Niki's face while Pat is feverishly responding to the texts while she's trying to eat dinner or watch a movie.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

You saw his ass picture right? Pretty hot.

-I'm sure you think so atalker.

He never misses an opportunity to attempt to slur someone with homophobia. Naht funny. Naht an ally.

It’s really telling isn’t it? He jumps to homophobia and shaming people IMMEDIATELY when something gay is mentioned. Almost like he’s a closeted, obese, retarded hick from backwater Wisconsin with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and bitch tits.

Hey Pat, straight guys can look at my butt and say “wow, not bad for 42, what’s leg day like?” It doesn’t mean they want to stick their face in it, they’re just secure in their sexuality and manhood, unlike you.

EDIT: Straight guys compliment my abs and overall physique, as well. Here’s a pic from this morning at my club. See that bracelet? Unlike your salary, that’s six figures. It’s top of the line Cartier…it’s worth more than your sad little urban shack, and a gift from my loving husband.

Most dudes that compliment me don’t want to fuck me. Unlike you, they like beautiful women and not ugly rejects LARPing as Garfield. They want to look like me in order to make their wives happy. You don’t understand because you’re “married” to an unloveable frump who just wants a monthly government handout for marrying a retarded adult. I hope this little lesson was helpful, you literal pants-shitting

 

[Mitch Weaver]

@CarolMaxheinie

Thanks. I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.

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[CarolMaxheinie]

@CarolMaxheinie

Thanks. I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.

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Hope you’ve got stamina

 

[guest]

It’s really telling isn’t it? He jumps to homophobia and shaming people IMMEDIATELY when something gay is mentioned. Almost like he’s a closeted, obese, retarded hick from backwater Wisconsin with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and bitch tits.

Hey Pat, straight guys can look at my butt and say “wow, not bad for 42, what’s leg day like?” It doesn’t mean they want to stick their face in it, they’re just secure in their sexuality and manhood, unlike you.

EDIT: Straight guys compliment my abs and overall physique, as well. Here’s a pic from this morning at my club. See that bracelet? Unlike your salary, that’s six figures. It’s top of the line Cartier…it’s worth more than your sad little urban shack, and a gift from my loving husband.

Most dudes that compliment me don’t want to fuck me. Unlike you, they like beautiful women and not ugly rejects LARPing as Garfield. They want to look like me in order to make their wives happy. You don’t understand because you’re “married” to an unloveable frump who just wants a monthly government handout for marrying a retarded adult. I hope this little lesson was helpful, you literal pants-shitting

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Heres a picture of me right now after seeing your picture:

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Heres a picture of me right now after seeing your picture:

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I do like bad boys…

 

[guest]

I do like bad boys…

.....Aaaaaaaaand I'm all the way gay now.

 

[RacistPigeon]

I can’t imagine the level of autism required to compel this fat faggot to respond to every little fucking thing. I mean, an actual adult would just block the number and move on with their day, wouldn’t they?