Breaking Patrick's Brain 🧠

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Yeah it's a long post fuck you

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

We did the back and forth copy paste for 6 minutes straight. I won of course.

 

[guest]

This is all a bit right? He's not really responding like this. It's impossible anyone could be so dumb.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

more proof that he’s a retard with zero life and no friends

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I've noticed you get further if you play up the ominous faggy supervillain character he thinks we are

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Ribs marinated and fully smoked already at “my father is not gay, stlaker.”.

 

[Raymond]

I can't think of any other adult who'd respond to that, let alone sincerely.

 

[Will Tate]

What an insane barnyard animal. Fat, too.

 

[peckafacce]

No stlaker, my dad isn't sucking cocks in hell.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Oh my goodness the back and forth copypasta nearly killed me. Good show, bruthaman.

Hmm... copypasta ... it always comes back to food with this guy, doesn't it?

 

[Udders]

You've been instructed to keep destroying my ribs.

 

[42069]

There was a point reading this where I screamed out loud “stop responding you dumb fuck” then I looked and saw I wasn’t half way through the conversation

 

[stealthygeek]

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I can't think of any other adult who'd respond to that, let alone sincerely.

Shockingly homophobic how frantic he was to point out that none of the Tomlinsons are faggots.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Ribs​

Ribs

Ribs​

Ribs

Ribs​

Ribs

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

“None of your business”

Sick guy; fucks cats. Fat too.

 

[Jenna]

Hold on a minute.

Is there any truth to the rumors Patrick S Tomlinson drugs neighborhood cats to stick their tails up his ass, for sexual reasons?

Absolutely disgusting!

 

[AntSucks]

"I'm into things".

Guess now we know.

 

[guest]

Jesus...He really is a pants shitting retard.

 

[BudDickman]

It's very bizarre that he shares his sexual deviancy with strangers and actually doesn't lie about it like he does about everything else. He says "None of your business" when asked why he wants to fuck cat girls. He might literally be a high-functioning retard, and that is how he got out of all parenting duties and child support.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

This is probably my favorite Fatrick text exchange ever. It belongs in QCC, child