BREAKING- Patrick has a new fart couch

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

#PrayforMewler

 

[Clint Ruin]

#PrayforMewler

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He's hiding from you, Rick. Why would he do that?

 

[guest]

Imagine doing shit like this that will 100% have negative legal repercussions down the road just to temporarily "one-up" somebody that you owe tens of thousands of dollars.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

We bought it on layaway, child.

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They are getting display or return models after paying full price. Nice business decisions, child.

Nah it's in the attic. Behind the door is where the magic happens. The nigger fart insertion chamber

Nice literal answer to a joke, child

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Wait. Why the fuck did it take 9 months?

Patrick came in his appliance of a wife and she gave birth to a sectional.

 

[RobertMewler]

Patrick came in his appliance of a wife and she gave birth to a sectional.

She had a C-section (couch sectional). Booo.

 

[Jenna]

Looks like it’s on the second floor. That’s Niki’s couch while Pat lives on the first floor.

I'm kinda perplexed by the couch being on the second floor and you're the only one bringing it up.

I'm thinking back to every house I've ever been in, and usually the upper floors are bedroom floors, while the lower floors get used as dens/living rooms. Then people started mentioning college and I did remember couches being on the upper floors of frat houses, cause during parties people would need a place to sit. But in every "normal" house the main couch is either on the ground floor or underground. I've never gone to a Super Bowl party, entered someone's home, and then had to walk up a flight of stairs to get to the big screen.

The fart couch is on the first floor, whoever delivered this couch had to lug it up to the second. The "Niki's couch" theory is the only one that makes sense to me.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I'm kinda perplexed by the couch being on the second floor and you're the only one bringing it up.

I'm thinking back to every house I've ever been in, and usually the upper floors are bedroom floors, while the lower floors get used as dens/living rooms. Then people started mentioning college and I did remember couches being on the upper floors of frat houses, cause during parties people would need a place to sit. But in every "normal" house the main couch is either on the ground floor or underground. I've never gone to a Super Bowl party, entered someone's home, and then had to walk up a flight of stairs to get to the big screen.

The fart couch is on the first floor, whoever delivered this couch had to lug it up to the second. The "Niki's couch" theory is the only one that makes sense to me.

The house has two units with nearly equal floorplans. The upper being rental, because both Niki and Fat have trouble with stairs as you know.

 

[guest]

I'm kinda perplexed by the couch being on the second floor and you're the only one bringing it up.

I'm thinking back to every house I've ever been in, and usually the upper floors are bedroom floors, while the lower floors get used as dens/living rooms. Then people started mentioning college and I did remember couches being on the upper floors of frat houses, cause during parties people would need a place to sit. But in every "normal" house the main couch is either on the ground floor or underground. I've never gone to a Super Bowl party, entered someone's home, and then had to walk up a flight of stairs to get to the big screen.

The fart couch is on the first floor, whoever delivered this couch had to lug it up to the second. The "Niki's couch" theory is the only one that makes sense to me.

This is the couch she uses to entertain/interview potential Gentlemen pussy-farters.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I'm kinda perplexed by the couch being on the second floor and you're the only one bringing it up.

I'm thinking back to every house I've ever been in, and usually the upper floors are bedroom floors, while the lower floors get used as dens/living rooms. Then people started mentioning college and I did remember couches being on the upper floors of frat houses, cause during parties people would need a place to sit. But in every "normal" house the main couch is either on the ground floor or underground. I've never gone to a Super Bowl party, entered someone's home, and then had to walk up a flight of stairs to get to the big screen.

The fart couch is on the first floor, whoever delivered this couch had to lug it up to the second. The "Niki's couch" theory is the only one that makes sense to me.

That was why they got new furniture, Niki moved upstairs and it was meant for her new “place” and I wouldn’t be surprised if posts by ghost now operates out of the second floor. No person could live around Pat, he’s too much to deal with so she moved upstairs.

 

[Jenna]

That was why they got new furniture, Niki moved upstairs and it was meant for her new “place” and I wouldn’t be surprised if posts by ghost now operates out of the second floor. No person could live around Pat, he’s too much to deal with so she moved upstairs.

That's fucking weird though, right? I get married couples where one of them is a light sleeper or the other snores so they sleep in separate beds, but a couch conflict between spouses? A couch conflict that can't be resolved by "just share the couch and mostly ignore each other while you look at your phones", you have to go to a furniture store so you can have both a his couch and a hers couch in one tiny little home.

What greater example of a loveless marriage could you possibly come up with? They can't coexist on the same couch! End this charade already, let Niki find someone she's comfortable being in a room with.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That's fucking weird though, right? I get married couples where one of them is a light sleeper or the other snores so they sleep in separate beds, but a couch conflict between spouses? A couch conflict that can't be resolved by "just share the couch and mostly ignore each other while you look at your phones", you have to go to a furniture store so you can have both a his couch and a hers couch in one tiny little home.

What greater example of a loveless marriage could you possibly come up with? They can't coexist on the same couch! End this charade already, let Niki find someone she's comfortable being in a room with.

Its a marriage of convenience. They take advantage of tax brakes and loop holes for married people. Without it they would both be living with their parents.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Its a marriage of convenience. They take advantage of tax brakes and loop holes for married people. Without it they would both be living with their parents.

I think it's a little more than that. They go on vacation too much together. They may be mostly plutonic, but there's still something there between them, even if it is just mutual shitty taste.

 

[guest]

I think it's a little more than that. They go on vacation too much together. They may be mostly plutonic, but there's still something there between them, even if it is just mutual shitty taste.

They had sex the vacation before last.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Wait. Why the fuck did it take 9 months?

Layaway and shitty credit.