BREAKING: Oghenechovwe is in some deep shit in Los Angeles

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The problem with that, sweetie, is that he misrepresented his intent in the US and committed fraud. He will be released, very soon, to the care of the airline and will be sent back to Nigeria. He will also never be allowed to enter the US legally ever again. Please do have fun.

Well that depends on what kind of removal they do. With an Expedited Removal the first offense is only a temp ban, but come back again within that period twice and you're permanently excluded.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

He probably thinks the holding cell at LAX is a suite SFWA hooked up for him. The cat ladies are losing their minds worrying and he's having the time of his life. "They bring me 3 meals a day! I have an actual mattress and blanket! Pretty fuckin swanky" He has no idea it's supposed to be a punishment.

 

[Guest]

Well that depends on what kind of removal they do. With an Expedited Removal the first offense is only a temp ban, but come back again within that period twice and you're permanently excluded.

I guess he just uhhhhhfended the border agents

 

[Dennis Denuto]

I guess he just uhhhhhfended the border agents

or they took one look at his circumstances and sirens started going off?
I like to imagine that sirens did start going off when they pulled him up on the computer, like in The Simpsons.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Loving the view and engagement numbers on these outraged tweets

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I like to think the extended hold is because the courts don't open until Monday and they want to put him in front of an immigration judge. They hit him with a defrauding charge, and even if there's no jail time, he's never coming back to the US unless the SFWA wants to drain their entire budget on appeals and attempts at presidential pardons (since any charges from the immigration court are Federal, which means no easy state level pardons cut it).

 

[Dennis Denuto]

He probably thinks the holding cell at LAX is a suite SFWA hooked up for him. The cat ladies are losing their minds worrying and he's having the time of his life. "They bring me 3 meals a day! I have an actual mattress and blanket! Pretty fuckin swanky" He has no idea it's supposed to be a punishment.

You just know that hes going to complain about this to no end and use it to get SFWA bucks even though it has a 100% chance of having a better standard of living than whatever mud hut he lives in back in Lagos

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I think I have a solution for Donald's situation

 

[SFWA liaison]

they should hire Patrick Tomlinson, the immigration attorney that always comes up when I'm trying to dig up dirt on our Pat

 

[guest]

The existence of prison implies the existence of pridaughter.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

they should hire Patrick Tomlinson, the immigration attorney that always comes up when I'm trying to dig up dirt on our Pat

 

[SFWA liaison]

Biden disappeared Ekpeki, guys

at least they're starting to come to terms with the fact that he almost certainly WAS in the wrong

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Biden disappeared Ekpeki, guys
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at least they're starting to come to terms with the fact that he almost certainly WAS in the wrong

 

[guest]

The existence of CBP implies the existence of LOL, ROFL and GTFO

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He probably thinks the holding cell at LAX is a suite SFWA hooked up for him. The cat ladies are losing their minds worrying and he's having the time of his life. "They bring me 3 meals a day! I have an actual mattress and blanket! Pretty fuckin swanky" He has no idea it's supposed to be a punishment.

I hope they have him in a cell with some american niggers that were causing trouble on a plane/airport, making fun of him the way he is dressed and talks

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[Meownaw]

Masterpiece

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I like to think the extended hold is because the courts don't open until Monday and they want to put him in front of an immigration judge. They hit him with a defrauding charge, and even if there's no jail time, he's never coming back to the US

If he goes in front of a judge and we can get the court transcript again. I don’t think my ribs will survive

 

[Guest]

I like to think the extended hold is because the courts don't open until Monday and they want to put him in front of an immigration judge. They hit him with a defrauding charge, and even if there's no jail time, he's never coming back to the US unless the SFWA wants to drain their entire budget on appeals and attempts at presidential pardons (since any charges from the immigration court are Federal, which means no easy state level pardons cut it).

I’m certain John Lennon was on the verge of being deported and banned before his death.

John Lennon. From the Beatles. In his prime. With unlimited funds and access to the best lawyers.

A penniless jobless Nigerian who writes magazine fan fiction who committed open visa fraud hasn’t got a fucking chance. It’s all because of his own actions, too. Not that he will ever admit that, it’s because of racism.

If he simply collected his last fake award, had a two week vacation and returned home when his fake ticket was scheduled, actually developed a career then tried to come back for another award with his own money and tangible career back home he’d have a shot to come back repeatedly. He fundamentally doesn’t understand visa laws. He read the maximum time limit and milked it, that’s not how it works retard.