BREAKING: Oghenechovwe is in some deep shit in Los Angeles

[Dennis Denuto]

Im guessing Donanld didnt get a chance to vote in Nigerias election. The upside is that he will be there to see who wins

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the existing guy was ordering the military to give abortions to random women without their knowledge or consent for the lulz which is pretty based so i hope he wins

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

My poor ribs:

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FUCK. I hope this isn't real. Voluntary withdraw is the lightest slap on the wrist they can possibly give him. It might not even invalidate his tourism visa. It's basically "sorry that you're so retarded you don't understand how visas work. Just go back to your own country and try again."

 

[PeteRose]

He wants to come back for 6 months, he didn’t do this for sympathy. There’s no reason to jump to conspiracy theories, he’s a retard who doesn’t understand the law.

He will undoubtedly try and get gibs from it but he 100% expected to be here for another 6 months.

how do you know he was ever even at the airport?

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

the existing guy was ordering the military to give abortions to random women without their knowledge or consent for the lulz which is pretty based so i hope he wins

I wonder if Donald was hoping to run away from that and thought he would stay here and avoid whatever chaos is going on there. Now he is stuck in that country for a while.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The best part about this is that this faggot crying "racism" at every step had the US Embassy in Lagos roll out the red carpet for him. Someone there gave him a 2nd chance at an interview as a courtesy, they made an exception in good faith so he could attend the Hugos... and Ooga betrayed their trust by staying for 6 months and planning to live in the US for 2 years.

Good luck having them vouch for you again, dumb nigger.

You’ve been going pretty hard since being canceled. Glad to see it.

 

[PeteRose]

My poor ribs:

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lol yeah hunter biden got these for the sfwa...

imagine falling for a nigerian scam

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

FUCK. I hope this isn't real. Voluntary withdraw is the lightest slap on the wrist they can possibly give him. It might not even invalidate his tourism visa. It's basically "sorry that you're so retarded you don't understand how visas work. Just go back to your own country and try again."

Sounds like they didnt hit him too hard over it but he will be red flagged.

 

[captain_kamala]

I hope we get a lot of good interviews out of this. Can't wait to hear his story.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Best part is ZERO of these people read his drivel to begin with. I know they would still pretend he was a genius but still. Also why are they parading the fucking editor around and not the actual writers of the short stories?

Anyone have that link to the thread @captain_kamala - started with the cars in the parking lot?

Edit: found it

https://pfgforums.net/threads/in-the-future-black-people-are-driving-sweet-rides-and-eating-chinese-food.26568/

 

[PeteRose]

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

My poor ribs:

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QR 740 (LAX-Doha) on Feb 25 arrived in Doha at 6:10 PM local time on Feb. 26th. There is only 1 Doha-Lagos flight daily (QR 1405) that leaves at 8:00 AM each morning, so he missed his chance of a same-day connection.

It is currently 2:42 AM in Doha. Ooga is presumably overnighting in the airport on a bench right now before flying out in 5 hours back to Lagos. Seats are still available on the flight for $460 USD.

 

[bantadant]

I flew out from Togo to Newark just before Christmas and they cleared everyone for Immigration before you could get to the gate. When I arrived they let us all out straight into the domestic arrival terminal, no immigration at all. It's been 3 or 4 years but in Qatar 100% sure they did the same thing as well as a wipe test for explosives in all our carry on. I don't quite understand what happened to this dolt. It's a proper US customs officer too, not just some guy from the airline checking your shit.

A wipe test?!?

I hope @Josh Goodnaturedly doesn't hear about this!

 

[captain_kamala]

QR 740 (LAX-Doha) on Feb 25 arrived in Doha at 6:10 PM local time on Feb. 26th. There is only 1 Doha-Lagos flight daily (QR 1405) that leaves at 8:00 AM each morning, so he missed his chance of a same-day connection.

It is currently 2:42 AM in Doha. Ooga is presumably overnighting in the airport on a bench right now before flying out in 5 hours back to Lagos. Seats are still available on the flight for $460 USD.
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That's freaking hilarious I bet he snores in the airport and the detention facility.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

It is currently 2:42 AM in Doha. Ooga is presumably overnighting in the airport on a bench right now before flying out in 5 hours back to Lagos. Seats are still available on the flight for $460 USD.

qatari brothermen please show up and do a bit

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

QR 740 (LAX-Doha) on Feb 25 arrived in Doha at 6:10 PM local time on Feb. 26th. There is only 1 Doha-Lagos flight daily (QR 1405) that leaves at 8:00 AM each morning, so he missed his chance of a same-day connection.

It is currently 2:42 AM in Doha. Ooga is presumably overnighting in the airport on a bench right now before flying out in 5 hours back to Lagos. Seats are still available on the flight for $460 USD.
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Sure hope nobody contacts the airline with a tip that Ooga is smuggling small bags of cocaine in his shitty dreadlocks.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Perhaps this board got the wrong Colin reaction

 

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Emirates fly bruddy gud

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Perhaps this board got the wrong Colin reaction

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It never fails to make me laugh when I see that picture because that's basically his resting expression. You have to be a really angry, venomous old cunt to have that stinkface on all the time.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

It never fails to make me laugh when I see that picture because that's basically his resting expression. You have to be a really angry, venomous old cunt to have that stinkface on all the time.

He forgot to laff

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

is he just sleeping in his mud hut this whole time? cause its the longest he has worked for a while?