Breaking news: you can be fat and still clinically overweight

[Stent]

Fat people always claim to be "very active" because walking to them is exercise rather than just something you do to get around.

Your blocked arteries and visceral fat covered organs don't care that you do fake chink battle dancing.

 

[Jizz]

Fat people always claim to be "very active" because walking to them is exercise rather than just something you do to get around.

Your blocked arteries and visceral fat covered organs don't care that you do fake chink battle dancing.

Try filling a backpack with 200 pounds of weights and walk for an hour, i guarantee you that you will change your mind that walking is exercise for fat people!

 

[guest]

Try filling a backpack with 200 pounds of weights and walk for an hour, i guarantee you that you will change your mind that walking is exercise for fat people!

I grabbed a backpack filled with 200 pounds of weights and handed them to @QuattroStento.

"What are these for?" The brotosaurus asked.
"For you, while you walk to your car for ... a few seconds"
"What?! I can't walk to my car with that much extra weight," he said.
"Really? Because MM Schill can. So until as you're tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut," I said.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

all fat women could die and i'd be like ok that's fine

this coming from a fat bitch

 

[Stent]

I grabbed a backpack filled with 200 pounds of weights and handed them to @QuattroStento.

"What are these for?" The brotosaurus asked.
"For you, while you walk to your car for ... a few seconds"
"What?! I can't walk to my car with that much extra weight," he said.
"Really? Because MM Schill can. So until as you're tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut," I said.

She is undefeated in aikido because you can't knock her down or pin her. She's like a giant bowling ball. Heavy, round and with nothing to grab onto.

I'd like to tie her tits up with rope until they turn purple then chop them off with a katana. I assume this process will create two offspring that I can then train up as personal bodyguards.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

There's no way she does that. She posted a video of her walking in a library and she was huffing and puffing after 20 seconds.

 

[guest]

She is undefeated in aikido because you can't knock her down or pin her. She's like a giant bowling ball. Heavy, round and with nothing to grab onto.

I'd like to tie her tits up with rope until they turn purple then chop them off with a katana. I assume this process will create two offspring that I can then train up as personal bodyguards.

Good Lord, Stent

 

[Stent]

Good Lord, Stent

 

[guest]

There's no way she does that. She posted a video of her walking in a library and she was huffing and puffing after 20 seconds.

Hey! She had 6 beers for lunch, that'd make anyone sleepy.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Dassdabessdo, choppin tits an fuggen

 

[guest]

Light exercise doesn’t counteract a terrible diet. More at 11.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I bet she does alot of those fawkin `I-ate-o` classes.