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i was an actual model ok
Maybe not the Dolphins, but SeaWorld at least.She might do all of those things but she still eats 80,000 calories a day. She's built like a tank... should be on the Miami Dolphins.
Look at those cankles. She makes those goofy giant aikido pants look like regular bell bottoms.Your current profile pic is you being thrown; you are the equivalent of a football tackling dummy, only mouthier.
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Any swill is fine dining to garbage. Weeb cunt probably thinks pocky is a delicacy. No fine dining establishment would give this drooling seacow a reservation.I love how she dresses up her overeating as "fine dining, scotch, and brunch." No fatso, you and other fat people always try to hide what your habit really looks like, which is shoveling an untold amount of food and soda into your mouth all throughout the day and night. They're like heroin addicts hiding their track marks, but we can see how fucking fat they are and put two and two together.
I didn't know they made dining utensils that size.
No, that's her catching the harpoonI didn't know they made dining utensils that size.
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She may have the physique of a bag of leaves, but I would still blow a load on her face with zero hesitation.
The picture that @TheRevAlJolson posted is the first picture I've seen of her in a long time (maybe ever) where she doesn't have a completely bitchy look on her face. If I could just walk in the room and have her blow me or whatever then maybe. But I don't think I would otherwise. I don't think she's good looking or good enough in bed to justify spending the time needed to get her there.She’s got potential to be pretty but she’s beyond fat where it’s actually revolving. And these fatties always seem to be drawn to get crushes on me
Those are not the cankles of an "athletic" person.Your current profile pic is you being thrown; you are the equivalent of a football tackling dummy, only mouthier.
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She got a big head on a weird little midget body and is clearly retarded. I like a fatty but fat and retarded? No thank you. Not after the last few.She’s got potential to be pretty but she’s beyond fat where it’s actually revolving. And these fatties always seem to be drawn to get crushes on me
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