BREAKING NEWS: The reviews for Indiana Jones 5 are in...

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

ανδρείκελο ομοφυλόφιλ!

You called me a manly homosexual haha

 

[RedHeadpw2]

You called me a manly homosexual haha

I meant to call you a dumb faggot. Jokes on me.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I meant to call you a dumb faggot. Jokes on me.

That would be more like Hazos Poustis, spelled in Latin characters because I don't feel like converting it

 

[guest]

You called me a manly homosexual haha

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Temple of Doom rules. No idea why it gets hated on

It's the most outwardly silly and weird one and the side characters annoy a lotta people. Can't say I disagree on that last point.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I've never seen an Indiana Jones movie.

Not as appealing to your people as Guaynabo Gonzalez andthe Parking Lot Stabbing?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"You keep the girl. I buy another."

Only recently learned the whole aesthetic of that opening scene (along with many others that use it as a model of Republic Era Shanghai) was a nod to the she Hong Kong series The Bund. Guess it was pfg. It's dubbed the Godfather of the East

 

[aRTie02150]

Not as appealing to your people as Guaynabo Gonzalez andthe Parking Lot Stabbing?

I guess?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Thinking about it, the whole first half of Steven Spielberg's career is basically a story of him showing Hollywood how to make guaranteed hit blockbusters and them failing to take the right notes.

All while literally ass fucking Heather O'Rourke to death.

 

[guest]

I've never seen an Indiana Jones movie.

Then you missed out on a great video game that was impossible to beat.

 

[Meownaw]

Then you missed out on a great video game that was impossible to beat.

Fate of Atlantis?

 

[LiberalPussy]

I like Temple of Doom because it punched down on curry niggers. I miss when Hollywood treated foreigners the way they should be treated by their white betters.

 

[guest]

[Valid Message]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What’s Atlantis like?

Very humid.

 

[Brooke Shields]

my theory is (((Holywood))) is actively engaged in demoralization.

are you the reason i've been subscribed to this schizo for months now?

makes some interesting videos but constantly shoves marbles up his ass

 

[HeyItsVos]

I like Temple of Doom because it punched down on curry niggers. I miss when Hollywood treated foreigners the way they should be treated by their white betters.

Those monkey brains looked good though. I’d have some eyeball soup too,

 

[LiberalPussy]

This place has me so fucking brainwashed. I legit thought you typed Fats of Atlantis. No, it’s this 8-bit impossibility

What’s Atlantis like?

Faggot developers making you hit the A and Up button at the same time just to jump up.

 

[HeyItsVos]

WWAW the arcade game?

 

[guest]

are you the reason i've been subscribed to this schizo for months now?

makes some interesting videos but constantly shoves marbles up his ass

Matt is a good egg...he sees thru some facade (but cant get a 9-5). I think a good job or purpose beyond his channel would get him from the doom and gloom.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

WWAW the arcade game?

The crispy digitized dibbledabble got my ribs.