Breaking news, breaking Rick, seriously he is breaking apart.

[guest]

He tried to solve our problems logically and through mathematic rigor, which is not what the Democratic party is interested in. They even cut him off and flub his name during the fucking debates.

He's tried to play the emotional game recently, but it's not for him. A Yang/Tulsi could've been a real shock to the establishment, post-Trump. Bernie would've just kept trying to convince himself that Socialism works, during the entirety of his run.

It would be hilarious if Trump ran again, but he really, really shouldn't. Yang and Tulsi could. Maybe more Yang than Tulsi.

We heard you

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’ve seen hats with openers under the brim for a while now, so theres no reason to cake your beer with feces anymore.

I think when I was in college (early to mid 2000’s) I had a hat that had the bottle opener on the brim which made sense since I was a 20-21 year old partying in college. To be in your 40s and bragging about having a bottle opener on your sandals is not only pathetic it also shows he’s mentally a teenager. He’s bragging about drinking 20 years past he became the legal drinking age. It’s like bragging about having a drivers license in your 40s.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I just used a lighter. Plus, Id bet pat has one on his keychain

The whole bottle opener on the bottom of a sandal doesn’t even make sense. You pretty much can only use it if your sitting with your legs crossed. Any other time you would look like a retard trying to balance yourself as you lift one foot, hold the bottle at the right angle, and so forth. You know he brags to anyone around him his sandals have bottle openers on them. Its fucking pathetic and screams you’re mentally a teenager and not an adult at 42.

 

[guest]

1. Fatso was at a convention in state X and someone who either lives in or near state X went to the convention and took a picture of him being a loser.
2. Fatso was at a convention in state Y and someone who either lives in or near state Y went to the convention and took a picture of him being a loser.
3. THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME ACROSS MULTIPLE STATE LINES, YOUR HONOR!

I think you just aren't versed in the law, next weekend Rick will again enter Michigan a jurisdiction in which I own several properties and make a large part of our income from. He is clearly there to intimidate me and economically ruin me, he is stalking me. It's a simple legal fact that he can not enter a state where I am for any reason, because I called him a stlaker.... you must lisTen to the experT, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The whole bottle opener on the bottom of a sandal doesn’t even make sense. You pretty much can only use it if your sitting with your legs crossed. Any other time you would look like a retard trying to balance yourself as you lift one foot, hold the bottle at the right angle, and so forth. You know he brags to anyone around him his sandals have bottle openers on them. Its fucking pathetic and screams you’re mentally a teenager and not an adult at 42.

" Check it out...these have a bottle opener on the bottom."



" But its a twist off."