BOMBTRACK in DISTRESS!

[satanssockpuppet]

"gigs waiting"

So not only do you need to bring your best two songs to audition for this boomer cover band full of old nobodies, there's no guarantee that you will ever play a show. I'm sure Joe is buried in applications.

And he has to beg on gay Facebook like a retard. He can't make a few calls, and have a friend of a friend find him a decent drummer, because he has no friends. Joe is an "entertainer" who no one likes, which is very funny to me.

 

[Kinderman]

The Cattle of Los Angeles

 

[JasperB]

Now I’m rolling to Giuseppe’s with a shotgun
These people ain’t sold ginger ale since this cow came and bought some.

(Beep beep beep beep guitar sound)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm surprised he didn't include 4 or 5 paragraphs explaining how the old drummer was a junkie piece of shit who sucked anyways. Of course, it's implied with the "bullshit amateur baggage" thing. "It's never my fault that nobody can work with me. Even in the context of just playing simple cover songs." This nigga has "creative differences" in cover bands lol.

 

[PogromStallone]

How can you be a 'tight' band without a drummer? The drummer is the foundation of the tightness.

Hell, they don't even allow drums at the Grand Ole Opry.
23 minutes in.


And the award for most obscure reference goes to...

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Moo now in the Pasture

 

[Jizz]

The band sounds great in this except the singer. Maybe Zack's voice is hard to emulate.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

The band sounds great in this except the singer. Maybe Zack's voice is hard to emulate.

Skipped to the solo that sounds bad when Tom is doing it and Joe mimicked it pretty good. His constant eye contact would make any pornstar blowjob blush.

 

[GialloGlove]

The band sounds great in this except the singer. Maybe Zack's voice is hard to emulate.

It could of been worse. Joe's tone is shit, but for a cover band it works. The singer is dogshit. He has no grit to his voice. Sounds like a muppet.

 

[DooDooBrown]

 

[Cptbaldopie]

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I made the same face after eating a 5 pound burrito at one of those places that gives you a shirt when you finish. At least the shirt has sleeves.

 

[JebJoh]

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Let’s get guitarded in here !!!

 

[WifeStoreWill]

"Absolutely no amateur bullshit baggage. We've already got that covered."

Why even include that? All it does is make you look like an asshole and will turn people off. No one is going to think to themselves, “hmm I do have some amateur baggage, I’d better not mess with this guy”

 

[lowend73]

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Oh man, more band members leaving. Joe must run a tight ship, someone is stepping over his solos

Isnt it funny that both of the guitarist that Joe pretends to be use distortion and shit load of effects ? If he was i[n a Deep Purple tribute I would shut my mouth. Im no expert, but RATM aint like covering Rush

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Cows On Parade

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Funny that MAGA Joe makes money (well, tries at least) playing the music of Rage Against The Machine which are one of biggest far left bands and made it clear with their music years ago. I hope this new drummer doesn’t mind Joes dumb boomer rants.

MAGA is the new punk rock. Deal with it. Libtards

 

[NoBacon]

I filled in for a bass player a few times a while back, purely for the experience.

I know a bunch of dudes who play music in bars like Joe does. It’s absolutely pathetic for it to be your “career” at any age, let alone in your 70s.

The actual band members might split 50-100 on a sold out venue.

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

"Bulls on Parade" is what Joe says as he stands outside of the bedroom as 5 black guys fuck Carol's hip back into place.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The band sounds great in this except the singer. Maybe Zack's voice is hard to emulate.

Sounds like @Jenna rapping

 

[BUBBLER]

Street Fucking Men