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Anyone gonna watch this piece of shit?
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No.
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I hope it bombs in theaters, it’s Memorial Day weekend so Little Mermaid will be first followed by Fast X and Guardians 3. I bet it won’t even make top 5.
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It's a tough one man. There's a lot of retards that follow that retard
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Fawkkkk i hope he takes off his shirt in dis on e
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Shirt on comedy is just something I won't stand for
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Who's its audience? Single fat neckbeards? Most of them will be at GotG3. It's a "I'll wait till it comes out on streaming" movie if ever there was one. I think (and hope) it will eat a major dick at the box office
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With how bad it might flop it could be on a streaming service by the end of June, like that gay “Bros” movie that somehow cost over 20 million to make without any well known stars.
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I hope it's the final nail in Hamill's career coffin. Fruit.
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It comes out in two hours and there isn't a single review online. Sony must know themselves it's a real piece of shit if they didn't even bother to screen it for critics. I've seen this trailer twice in theater and not a single time does it get any laughs. I hope it flops hard because it's based on Bert's bullshit story that he's been milking for years and Mark Hamil is also a faggot too.
I bet you it gets beat by the new shitty De Niro movie at the box office.
I bet you it gets beat by the new shitty De Niro movie at the box office.
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In the marketing they mention 'true story' every other second.
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I’ll probably take a look.
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Also mouth-breathing Roganite douchebags
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I didn't even know De Niro had a movie coming out until this week.
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He has a huge following but it’s a tough sell that weekend and it’s rated R. It’s a tough one, man. Little Mermaid will probably be #1 because it’s a family movie.
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Well the “Bros” guy was berating half the country by telling Republicans not to come see his movie. Turns out Democrats didn’t come out either to watch that garbage rom com. Oopsie Doodles
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Yeah that means they know it’s shit, the “not screened for critics” is never a good sign. That was a running joke with Rob Schneider that all his movies wouldn’t be screened for critics. Even Sebastian M’s movie with DeNiro was screened which is pretty much the same movie (based on a comedians life / act) I can see Bert’s movie getting low box office like that gay “Bros” movie.
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The fact they decided to put Bert’s movie out Memorial Day weekend against the little mermaid opening, 2nd week of Fast X, Guardians 3, and this Sebastian / DeNiro comedy means they know it’s shit and hope to get something on a 3 day weekend before pulling it and sending it to streaming. Pretty much they’re hoping it rains all weekend all over the country so people won’t be able to go to the beach / outside and go to a movie for something to do.
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If it’s raining I’d rather sit inside and drink while staring at a wall than see any of those movies. I haven’t seen a laugh out loud funny comedy movie in probably ten years. Thanks for reminding me that I have Monday off, brotherman.