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Bert Kreischer is the only person I get upset at when I see his face

DMAN

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Too many fucking times I have overheard people at work talking about comedy and there's always that one idiot who says "Have YOU ever heard of... Bert Kreischer???" Like he's the best kept secret of the comedy underground.

Omg He took off his shirt... Aaaaaaand....... Then what?
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
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Entirely possible...skull shape + hair texture leans towards a depigmented Armenoid phenotype, and not the standard Alpinid+Nordid+Faelid like most square headed Krauts
And for claiming 6' he has some very dainty shekel grabbers.

Krauts don't have the orangutan cheek pads nor the sloping skull tapering to moloch's kippah rest.

And this rando 'Jesuit-educated' unfunny liar from (((Florida))) with no southern accent just happened to break into the jewiest segment of entertainment and be promoted far beyond his Tomlinson-level talent?

It'd be like Patrick trading on his Unwaterproof Cenote Cellular Machine act for 20 years. Yick.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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And for claiming 6' he has some very dainty shekel grabbers.

Krauts don't have the orangutan cheek pads nor the sloping skull tapering to moloch's kippah rest.

And this rando 'Jesuit-educated' unfunny liar from (((Florida))) with no southern accent just happened to break into the jewiest segment of entertainment and be promoted far beyond his Tomlinson-level talent?

It'd be like Patrick trading on his Unwaterproof Cenote Cellular Machine act for 20 years. Yick.
Those orangutan cheek pads are called "flanges." I learned that in orangutan school.
 

GOD DAMN RICH CUNT

and then she shoved hay in her twat and asshole
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Fat fuck had the nerve to say that he knew Patrice and Patrice wasn't a racist, like he would need this unfunny faggot to speak on his behalf. Fuck him. How about shirts on day and you actually say something witty, cunt.
 
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